AgentQ:
"The body of Christ." "Amen." "The blood of Christ." "Amen." "The Cheerio of Christ." "The what?" "Oh, so cannibalism is okay, but Cheerios: ew?"
E_B_A:
We now return to "Tree Spotting with Sonny Bono" only on the Cruel Joke Network...
Angel_Noir:
Sure, Bob could have just shot people from the clock tower, but hurling Harleys at them seemed to have more pinache.
E_B_A:
"I've seen this before... Venitian Voodoo curse..."
Artanas:
"Wow, Chucky can fly!" "Sure can Timmy, and you can too with the proper materials. Want some crack?" "Yippie!"
E_B_A:
"From the looks of the body I'd say the killer used new lemon-scent Pine Sol..."
Artanas:
All's not quiet on Lori's front as the Jello cubes begin their sneak attack, a bitter battle ensues...
E_B_A:
"Blue's Clues" will be pre-empted today due to a tragic car accident...
Artanas:
"Ummm Ted, what are you doing?" "Pictionary, I'm trying to picture myself with some dairy and Anna Nic..." "Er, I'll be outside." "Okay."
Artanas:
The UPS strike is stopped to a halt with the appearence of Jean Claude Van Damme, next on "Poorly Researched Theater."
HanoverF:
"Behold the Power of Cheese!" "C'mon Rob, we've got customers." "The Power of Cheese Compells You!"
GotMilk:
I smell entrapment!!!
Artanas:
Thoyd Bridges and Phil Cosby... they're cops... and cashing in on mistaken name recognition! This fall on NYPDWho?
HanoverF:
With the lights down, horny callers don't know it's Joey Lawrence.
E_B_A:
"Guess who! It's me! Gee- this is a lot more fun with other people..."
