Select Your UPC Program SECTIONS ------------ Program Schedule Daytime Evenings Primetime Latenight Super Latenight Kidscrap! PROGRAMS ------------ The A-Files The Ambulance Brothers America's Funniest Abortions America's Least Wanted As the World Gossips Bikini Beach Black Kid and a Stick The Bold & the Horny The Bystander Celebrity Autopsy Cooking & Subservience Cracker The Ebola Boys Everybody Loves Hitler Fear the Day News Fogey Views Fucked Up By an Angel Gilligan's Invention Good God America Honky Talk Hookers on Phonics I Didn't Do It! I Hate Mondays InterVIEW w/ Gerald Ford JAG/OFF Jimmy Carter's Rebuttal Kenny the Talking Carp LaVonne & Shelly Life's a Beach w/ Sandy Bunns Leave it to Lorena! Mall Cops The Newman Show The New Benny Hill Show The Omnipotent Seven Pakistan & Barbara Puppet Regime Quantum Leak Rick Moranis Presents Salinger! Satire Day/Night Live/Taped South Bikini Beach Spic 'N Span Sucker For Love They're Not From Earth UPC Saturday Night Movie World's Worst Typos

		LaVonne & Shelly 8:00PM ET/PT Criminals had better watch themselves when this pair of sensitive, kickboxing, ass-kicking, computer-literate veterinarian crime-fighters are on the job! What, you thought they worked in a brewery?

	Cracker 8:30PM ET/PT Welcome to the deep south, Englebert Sneed! You'll tune in every week to see how this sensitive comic book artist copes with his lack of soul and learns to walk the thin line between returning good-natured racial humor and having your ass ridden up the flagpole! The Omnipotent Seven 9:00PM ET/PT Jesus! Buddha! Mohammed! Confucius! Lao Tzu! John the Baptist! L. Ron Hubbard! Look out Bad Guys, 'cause this is one badass Justice Crew that makes the A-Team look like the Whiz Kids! America's Least Wanted 10:00PM ET/PT Feign pity but secretly revel in the humiliation our hip-for-now hosts heap on those Hollywood has-beens who don't know how to get out of the spotlight fast enough!

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