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Whatever! Tim Burton Presents:
Johnny Tractorass


6:30AM ET/PT Saturdays

The hottest new show we've ever fished out of Tim Burton's wastebasket! This may sound like prideful boasting to some, but it's really that good! Johnny travels the country, spreading the word of tolerance and love (okay, it's two words) and proving that you're okay, even if you have a tractor for an ass.

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Thunder Ducks

7:00AM ET/PT Saturdays

These are some butt-kicking rock 'n roll ducks, my friend! And with their stand-offish sunglasses-cool look and pervasive Mystical Chinese philosophy, it's a given that Edvard, Vincent, Salvador & Man are going to be around a long time!

Feel the Power of the Mallard
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Choo Choo Trainspotting! Naked Lunch:
The Animated Series


7:30AM ET/PT Saturdays

Such a lush and richly textured animated world exists in this show, that you'd never know it was based on the wacked-out hallucinations of a smack addict! Ooops... shit!

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The Elephant Man

8:00AM ET/PT Saturdays

An English cartoon that sounded pretty good when we bought it, but it turns out it's about some depressing freak with a big head. Well, you can't win 'em all.

Dumbo ain't got nuthin' on this!
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You're Goin' Down, Escobar! Miami Vice:
The Animated Series


8:30AM ET/PT Saturdays

Crockett! Tubbs! Drug boats! Buy the action figures! Suddenly finding themselves with lots of free time, Don Johnson, Philip Michael Thomas and Jan Hammer do the actual voices and music as our heroes fight the evil drug lord, Manuel "Chichi" Escobar!

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Weevil Knievel

9:00AM ET/PT Saturdays

The greatest showman in the history of Weevil society is faced with the same daunting task every week: What to jump across next? Can he make it to the kitchen counter? Tune in to find out!

Extreme Bug!
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Spout the Catchphrase! Sugar Clod
Karate Guys


9:30AM ET/PT Saturdays

These Ultra-cool Faux-Japanimation dudes hang out, eat cool snacks and kick some evil earthworm booty when they're not trying to get their Sensai to take them to magic mountain! Buy the cereal!

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Naughty, Naughty Anime

10:00AM ET/PT Saturdays

You're not old enough to watch this, kids. But tell your dads, okay!

Ooops!
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Grab Bag of Fun Cartoon Jumble

3:00PM ET/PT Weekdays

The daily cartoon hour that always gives you something fresh, different, and cheap! Spin the roulette wheel and you might get Ox Tales, Dream Baby, Sgt Squidley and Bumples, Nikola Tesla Babies, Honey I Shrunk the Thundercats, Animated Stories of the Bible, Aerosmith Buddies, Dyptheria Dog, or many others!

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UPC Afterschool Special

3:00PM ET/PT Fridays

Every week we bring you a new or non-consecutive special that deals with the issues in your young lives in a fun, exciting and patronizing manner!

Don't eat your parents' drugs, okay? They're expensive! This Month:

"Supertits: A Love Story"

"Don't Play with the Foamy Dog"

"Good Touch, Bad Touch, Ugly Man"

"Retards Are People Too"

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Fight the Conspiracy! Puppet Regime

4:00PM ET/PT Weekdays

Our highest-rated kids show! Join your host, show creator, writer & puppeteer The Undisputed King of All Creation as he uses his cast of hundreds of homemade puppets to expose the vast global conspiracy keeping him from having his own TV show! Wait a minute...

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