Select Your UPC Program SECTIONS ------------ Program Schedule Daytime Evenings Primetime Latenight Super Latenight Kidscrap! PROGRAMS ------------ The A-Files The Ambulance Brothers America's Funniest Abortions America's Least Wanted As the World Gossips Bikini Beach Black Kid and a Stick The Bold & the Horny The Bystander Celebrity Autopsy Cooking & Subservience Cracker The Ebola Boys Everybody Loves Hitler Fear the Day News Fogey Views Fucked Up By an Angel Gilligan's Invention Good God America Honky Talk Hookers on Phonics I Didn't Do It! I Hate Mondays InterVIEW w/ Gerald Ford JAG/OFF Jimmy Carter's Rebuttal Kenny the Talking Carp LaVonne & Shelly Life's a Beach w/ Sandy Bunns Leave it to Lorena! Mall Cops The Newman Show The New Benny Hill Show The Omnipotent Seven Pakistan & Barbara Puppet Regime Quantum Leak Rick Moranis Presents Salinger! Satire Day/Night Live/Taped South Bikini Beach Spic 'N Span Sucker For Love They're Not From Earth UPC Saturday Night Movie World's Worst Typos

		Mall Cops 10:00PM & 10:30PM ET/PT Weekdays Come walk the beat on the mean streets of the food court and the Gadget Nook with America's lowest paid security force! Unlike other reality shows, we don't play favorites: Not only do we show the guy who tried to stick his hot dog in the Hot Dog on a Stick girl denying what he did, running split-screen with hidden-camera footage of him caught in the act, but we also show hidden-camera footage of the Mall Cops taking the loser out back and putting the fear of Hulk Hogan into his sorry ass!

	Killer News 11:00PM ET/PT Tune in to get your fill of rape, murder and armed sodomy before you hit the sack! Tornados, rabid badgers, lightning storms, serial killers in drag, we don't miss a beat! And it's all electronically enhanced with frightening graphics and eerie mood music by Mark Snow!   InterVIEW with Gerald Ford 11:30PM ET/PT Weeknights The late night talk show battle just got interesting! Dave, Jay & Dam had better watch themselves 'cause Gerry's got some tricks up his sleeve! The InterVIEW showgirls and Gerry's frequent and unpredictable falls keep the audience coming back for more! Satire Day/Night Live/Taped 11:30PM ET/PT Saturday Nights The "Not Ready For Coherent Premises" Crew is back, with more sketch comedy than you can shake a malfunctioning remote at! All your favorite characters are here: The Man Who Shaves His Eyebrows, The Cannibal Family, Dolonshnopps Rippensnotlenfoo, The Drunk Indian, The Overconfident Loser and many more! Rick Moranis Presents 11:30PM ET/PT Sunday Nights UPC has recognized the creative genius that is Rick Moranis and we're dedicated to helping it grow! Tune in every week for a new made-for-tv movie produced, written, directed by and starring none other than Rick Moranis! This Month's Rick Moranis Presents Features: "Honey I Shrunk Henry Kissinger" "Honey I Shrunk My Scrotum" "Honey I Shrunk the Vienna Boys Choir" "Honey I Shot the Pope" Jimmy Carter's Rebuttal 12:30AM ET/PT Weeknights One half-hour of Jimmy Carter's thoughts on what's wrong with this damned world, what's wrong with his damned kids, and what was wrong with the Gerald Ford show you just watched.

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