Select Your UPC Program SECTIONS ------------ Program Schedule Daytime Evenings Primetime Latenight Super Latenight Kidscrap! PROGRAMS ------------ The A-Files The Ambulance Brothers America's Funniest Abortions America's Least Wanted As the World Gossips Bikini Beach Black Kid and a Stick The Bold & the Horny The Bystander Celebrity Autopsy Cooking & Subservience Cracker The Ebola Boys Everybody Loves Hitler Fear the Day News Fogey Views Fucked Up By an Angel Gilligan's Invention Good God America Honky Talk Hookers on Phonics I Didn't Do It! I Hate Mondays InterVIEW w/ Gerald Ford JAG/OFF Jimmy Carter's Rebuttal Kenny the Talking Carp LaVonne & Shelly Life's a Beach w/ Sandy Bunns Leave it to Lorena! Mall Cops The Newman Show The New Benny Hill Show The Omnipotent Seven Pakistan & Barbara Puppet Regime Quantum Leak Rick Moranis Presents Salinger! Satire Day/Night Live/Taped South Bikini Beach Spic 'N Span Sucker For Love They're Not From Earth UPC Saturday Night Movie World's Worst Typos

		The New Benny Hill Show 8:00PM ET/PT All the old Benny Hill antics are back, now with music by Third Eye Blind! TGIT&A!

	I Hate Mondays 8:30PM ET/PT We've taken the hip independent film hit "Mondays Bite the Dick Off a Siamese Cat" and turned it into a can't-miss sitcom! Gen-Xers, we're talking to you! The Bystander 9:00PM ET/PT John Doe is just like you or me... except for one important difference: He seems to witness every kooky, dark, paranormal thing that ever happens on this screwball planet! Only thing is, he's not a cop or a reporter or anything, so what's he gonna do? Tune in to find out! It's the hip new show TV Times is calling "Twin Peaks meets Waiting for Godot"! Fucked Up By an Angel 10:00PM ET/PT Harlon Stankey was a loud, rude, wife-beating drunk for years before his Guardian Angel decided to take matters into his own hands and give Harlon a taste of his own medicine! Tune in every week to see how Harlon explains his frequent public ass-whuppins at the hands of an invisible foe to his good-old-boy friends!

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