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Where No Republican Has Gone Before Star Trek: Nude & Rude

1:00AM ET/PT Weeknights & Saturday

This new Star Trek spin-off promises the horniest crew in Star Trek history, and no regulation Starfleet uniforms in sight! A Vulcan's ears aren't the only thing that's long and pointed! Yes, they're boldly coming where no one has come before, and you'll finally get to see how we get all these half-human half-klingon, half-human half-vulcan, half-human half-borg, etc., that we have on all the other shows. Your Prime Directive is to watch this show!

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Bugle Brigade

1:30AM ET/PT Sundays

They're the screwiest company in the whole darn army, and they like it that way! Watch as their practical jokes and tongue-in-cheek antics make the Nazis laugh in spite of their tightass asses!

The Way the Army Should Be!
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Gentlemen, Place Your Bets! Local Celebrity Dead Pool

2:00AM ET/PT Weeknights

Your host Reginald "Shit Magnet" Barflee leads a panel of network TV has-beens and never-weres in a game of premonition and backstabbing as they bet on which regional celebrities will buy the farm in the near future. As always, foul play is fair.. uh, game!

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Soft Porn Theater

2:00AM ET/PT Saturdays

Scoot over Cinemax! Better luck next time, USA! UPC's got the steamiest late-night entertainment this side of X-Rated and that side of pay cable! Think of it as Movies for Guys Who Like Cheesecake. Thank God none of those FCC guys stay up this late!

Gentlemen, start your engines!
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This Month's UPC Soft Porn Theater Features:


"Titty Titty Gang Bang"
"Fly Hard"
"Titantic Gigantic"
"The Hoarse Whisperer"

Come on, I'll be your best friend! God Save Us

2:00AM ET/PT Sunday

Watch and repent for watching Soft Porn Theater last night.

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Probably True News

2:30AM ET/PT Weeknights

Tabloid TV takes the next step with this foray into the world of gossip, rumors and generally accepted assumptions!

You Didn't Hear it From Us!
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