UPC Primetime | Thursday Night

Primetime - Thursday - Antarctica's Night of Television

The Bitch is Back! Leave it to Lorena!

8:00PM ET/PT
It's like the Honeymooners... on PCP! Everybody's favorite couple, Lorena and John Wayne Bobbit, are back together in the hit sitcom that TV Digest calls "Utterly Stupefying"! He's the neighborhood tomcat, but she knows just how to keep him in line! Ouch!

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Black Kid and a Stick

8:30PM ET/PT
Everybody loves a retard, and little seven-year-old Marcus Tile is like money in the bank! Follow Marcus' adventures through the Atlanta projects with his one and only friend- a talking stick named Twiggy!
Whatchu Talkin' about, Twiggy?

How Will it End? Reruns! The Newman Show

9:00PM ET/PT
Who said there weren't going to be any Seinfeld spin-offs? Not UPC! Join us as producer Juan Jesus Christof leads us, via thousands of tiny hidden cameras, into the secret world of Everbody's Favorite Seinfeld star, Wayne Knight! TV Digest says: "It's like Candid Camera meets Orca!"

The Ebola Boys

10:00PM ET/PT
Who knows what fun can unfold when six Haitian elementary school orphans get an apartment with the money they earned rolling drunken and dead American sailors? Laugh your skin off at the hilarious exchanges between the boys and their blisteringly gay and foul-mouthed neighbor, Fig Blowhard! A mysterious taxi driver...a beautiful musician...a chilling death plot. Anyone of these things could possibly come up in a future episode of The Ebola Boys!
The New Rascals!

		Leave it to Lorena! 8:00PM ET/PT It's like the Honeymooners... on PCP! Everybody's favorite couple, Lorena and John Wayne Bobbit, are back together in the hit sitcom that TV Digest calls "Utterly Stupefying"! He's the neighborhood tomcat, but she knows just how to keep him in line! Ouch!