Select Your UPC Program SECTIONS ------------ Program Schedule Daytime Evenings Primetime Latenight Super Latenight Kidscrap! PROGRAMS ------------ The A-Files The Ambulance Brothers America's Funniest Abortions America's Least Wanted As the World Gossips Bikini Beach Black Kid and a Stick The Bold & the Horny The Bystander Celebrity Autopsy Cooking & Subservience Cracker The Ebola Boys Everybody Loves Hitler Fear the Day News Fogey Views Fucked Up By an Angel Gilligan's Invention Good God America Honky Talk Hookers on Phonics I Didn't Do It! I Hate Mondays InterVIEW w/ Gerald Ford JAG/OFF Jimmy Carter's Rebuttal Kenny the Talking Carp LaVonne & Shelly Life's a Beach w/ Sandy Bunns Leave it to Lorena! Mall Cops The Newman Show The New Benny Hill Show The Omnipotent Seven Pakistan & Barbara Puppet Regime Quantum Leak Rick Moranis Presents Salinger! Satire Day/Night Live/Taped South Bikini Beach Spic 'N Span Sucker For Love They're Not From Earth UPC Saturday Night Movie World's Worst Typos

		Hookers On Phonics 8:00PM ET/PT JoJo is a pimp with a heart... and a social conscience! Watch as he opens up a whole new world of literature and culture for his bitches! The whole family will delight as he shows his hoes the ins and outs of consonants, vowels, digraphs and blends!

	Pakistan & Barbara 8:30PM ET/PT Where he comes from, the women cook, clean the house and take care of the kids in-between giving their husbands backrubs and entertaining his friends. Where she comes from- you'd better look out, Pakistan! Kenny the Talking Carp 9:00PM ET/PT Pushing the limits and dancing confidently on the censors' last nerve are the name of the game for this trash talking animated scamp! He leaves his wife home with the eggs every night while he goes out breathing at the sand bar, and of course having racey adventures all the while! Sucker For Love 9:30PM ET/PT Freddie Paduchi is a ladies' man, or a man's man, really, depending on how well the night's gone so far. But he always ends up romancing somebody's stones by the end of the show! And more often than not he ends up being tasered in the nuts or having the shit kicked out of him by rednecks. It's an adventure! They're Not From Earth 10:00PM ET/PT Everyone's favorite family of outer space weirdos is back on primetime! The Torkos will have you rolling on the floor in laughter, but lookout for that big ass monster thingy under the stairs! Listen closely every week, and you might just decipher where in the hell they're supposed to be from, anyway!

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