Covering my eyes in maidenly modesty...

MadSigntist: Mother Earth, surrounding SeaQuest with life-giving moisture, realizes it is barbed for her pleasure.	noelggher: Then Cinderalla got the brains humped out of her by the cross-dressing fairy godfather and lived happily ever after	D_Idaho: Hey, Darwin is excited to see you.
Occupant: Many men have a special nickname for their genitals, Boris' was a bit grandiose.	MirandaRamsey: *Roy still trying to subtly imply he's ready for a training bra*	Mr13: In Tenesee a daughter gives her boyfriend a handjob, 3 states away her mother's hand bursts into flames..this week on PSYCHIC TRAUMA!
DrSeruzawa: Gosh, Mr. President, it really is a distinguishing characteristic.	DrSeruzawa: A new employee at 'Rear Admiral Films, Inc.' discovers what that film credit title 'Best Boy' really means.	Agent_Moldy: *SMACK* "THANK SIR, MAY HULK HAVE OTHER?" *SMACK* "THANK SIR, MAY HULK HAVE OTHER?"...
Agent_Moldy: "For the last time, Mr. Carradine, no, you may NOT show me your 'chi'!'	Geier: "BOY, does Darwin give good snout!"	simorley: Shut up, I've HEARD all the jokes. Go pick on a platypus, why don't you? Now THAT's a dirty-sounding name!
MadamRazz: "D@mn woman! I just gave you sweet luvin' five minutes ago!"	DrNate: I wish Blair would give me some Tefkin.	YingYang: "Do you have a nipple? I mean nickel!"
JorGGirrrl: We've left the wooden hobby horse out of the frame to protect the horse's identity.	J_Hawk: o/' He's got the whole breast in his hands...o/'	Doctor_Doom: "Brother Samuel, is it true what they say about you?" "Well, I'm not blind yet, but I do shave my palms once a week."

Retreat!