Hey sailor, wanna party?

Generik: "Susie! Come back here! You come back here and pretend it's candy, dammit!!" "I thought you said she *liked* it, Sam!"	Wag: He said he liked my 'stache, then he offered me some pudding... no, I can't go on...	LouCyphre: "Scotty, I think it's highly illogical you should take advantage of my current position." "Aye! I need more power!" "Don't make me smack you, Scotty."
Shockupant: How to know when it's really over #147: "Is that a raisin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"	YingYang: "I love you, Jim" "Icksnae on the uttfuckbae....."	Boritom: Happy Harry Hardon here, and I'm as horny as a 10 peckered owl.... Yes, Ma, I'm doin' my homework!
NicestGuyOnline: C'mon little girl, I'll even pay you $5.00 to pose in your panties for me, whaddya say? $10.00?	amycamus: "So remember kids: abstain or always, ALWAYS be safe. Corky the Condom saying, so long everybody!	Angel_Noir: "Number two, step forward and say 'I've got something for that throat, baby'. Now just take your time, ma'am."
bugwber: "I've secretly punctured holes in the condoms I found in their drawers.... let's wait 5 months and watch the fun!"	kvnofnine: ...it turns on a dime...no more knicking of the testicles...	Geier: Tad never DID get the hang of auto-erotic asphyxiation
BuckFifty: "Call now and we'll send you our brochures, *Mob made easy* or *Sucking dick for fun and profit*."	Noodleboy: Come on, toss my... NO, SPOCK!	SunSinner: Can you guess who is Bear With Wide Canyon?
Angel_Noir: "Uhh! Oh, yeah baby! What's my name? What's my name? That's right! Uhh!"	YingYang: "You're doin' great!! Ah!!! I've lost all feeling in my legs, you barbarian!!"	Geier: Steve never called it his "Mighty Throbbing Pleasure Missile" again.

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