Oh yes! Give it to me you television repairman...

JediClone: (porn music) (moaning noises) (creaking matress) (sound of a 12 year old head's head bouncing into a bedpost)	Angel_Noir: "Sensei?" "Yes, Grasshopper?" "Why am I blindfolded?" "This will test your senses without sight." "And how does that involve you touching my penis?"	TravisBickle: Now if I know my Japanese cartoons, what will make this love scene truly poigant would be a bunch of penis-like tentacles ripping her flesh. Ahhh that's romance
Artanas: . o O (Mmmm, Amplewoman...howzabout some hot hippo humpin...oooo, I'll get the harness, yesssss)	JediClone: At least this ad acknowledges which part of the caller is gonna be getting all the real action...	Neoknight: "So, all the red-shirted males get killed, do they? what do the red-shirted females get?" *cue porn music*
Artanas: "Everything will be yours for the taking, all knowledge shall be attained. You're wildest wishes shall be fulfilled" "But mister Brando, fist you?" "A perk!"	Tonya_Harding: "Sure, I'm in for a little same-sex experimentation!!!"	Generik: These kids all agree... "Ribbed For My Little Pleasure" condoms beat all the other brands hands down!
Hippie: C'mon, baby! Oscar's a friend of mine. I told him you can't spell "bionic" without "bi"! --	Tumbler: " ... but can't you get leave before then?" - "Look .. I never lied to you ... I have a human in every port."	Artanas: Next on The Adventures of Robbie The Chronically Masturbating Robot... "Does not compute *squirt squirt squirt* Need more input *rub rub rub*"
Occupant: No one will be seated during the "Take me like a sheep" scene	amycamus: "Uh...sir...that's not the 'package' I was asking about."	clover: Carl was never the same after visiting the elephant zoo exhibit during mating season.
Doctor_Doom: (WHOA! This is getting dirty! I'm gonna pull up my pants and leave.)	MrTim: o/` "In sleep he sang to me,/ In dreams he came!/ He brought fresh towels with him/ To clean the stain!" -- scene from _The PeeWee of the Opera_	HanoverF: "Aww, the internet porn is ok... but damned if that old highscool graduation photo does'nt make me....AHHHHH, excuse me."

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