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YingYang: See if the girls wear their age, it'll save me a lot of time and lawsuits....	Mr13: Jeff figured he'd broach the subject of 'foriegn objects during sex' AFTER he finished his beer.	Internet_Frank: Umm... smooth boy's skin... pert thighs.. no, no Herc... steady yourself... doesn't matter if this IS Greece...
TEvilchild: Looks like Hercules is about to oil up and go on a Legendary Journey of Self-Discovery...	Gen_Scareik: "YOU met Grandpa's friend Mr. Trousersnake TOO? Tee-hee-hee!" "Yeah... he was angry, and he spit at me." "Mmmm-fff!!"	MadSigntist: "Personally, I prefered the clear penis pumps, but whatcha gonna do?"
Agent_Moldy: "Hey baby, my shell ain't the only thing on me that's hard, heh-heh..."	EnochF: "Oh, ye, ye, ye, plow my field, oh, ye..." "We will return to Amish pornography after these messages."	Geier: On the right: "Really? But *I* don't see any invisible sex midget...!" On the left: "Oh, you're right, I must have been...mistaken."
HenryBemis: Yeah, my first masturbatory experience was a source of endless wonder as well.	Z01D: "Lookit the bajambas on that mamma! She sure loves that cucumber."	Torgone: "What's that rumbling in your loins, grampa?""Seek shelter, boy. . . "

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