Will cap for food 2!

144b: Congratulations Mr. Foster. You're a mother.	MrBungle: While examining a patient's "breadbox" in 1938, Dr. VanBideriver concieves the popular game Operation.	Daleman: Are you sure that this thing will whiten *and* straighten my teeth?
JoeCrow: Congratulations Mr.Entwhistle.....It's a boy	D_Idaho: Not satisfied with potatoe clocks the US Government goes one step further to beat back the red menace.	UnReality: "The Telepathic Penis and Uncle Jack's Loving Touch, a Lifetime original."
GersonK: "Okay doc, maybe this is a real test, but shouldn't YOU be administering it to ME?"	GlitterRock: Belly button cosmetic surgery... make your outie an innie in just five easy minutes!!	Geier: Penelope's faith in Professor Johannsen's new electrolosis treatment was fading fast. After nearly three hours her breasts weren't any bigger, her face looked no less masculine, and the Professor STILL couldn't seem to find her d@mn ovaries.
Neoknight: "Alright, Mr Dole, we're going to try this one more time. CLEAR!" ~ZAP~	nashtbrutusandshort: "Well, actually, when I ordered the AbMaster for $39.95 I thought I'd be getting a piece of machinery, not--" "Quiet! You paid for me, kid, you got me. Now start clenching. I ain't got all day."	Imac: "We're gonna prove once and for all the REAL head of a man"
Buffoon: "Um... Doctor? Are you sure this is necessary? I only came in for an ingrown toenail." "I'm not a doctor. And be careful with that... my sister wants it back by this evening."	SpydieGirl: Introducing the Male Sonogram!	amycamus: "Very good, son, very good, that's just fine. Now move the sensor down to your nose..."
DrPhibes: No... No, Mr. Bush. It's an electro-ejaculator. That probe goes on your head -- your *other* head!	Shandi: "Ok, we're gonna play a game. It's called: 'Is there a god?'"	YingYang: Medieval pregnancy tests were a real bitch...
Reynard_T_Fox: At 10,000 revolutions per second, there is no substitute for the Electronic Stridex.	JediClone: Well no wonder you cant get started in the morning. Anyone got any jumper-cables?	BadBoy1: "...uhhhhhhh....Doc...I don't think this'll clear up my 'Athletes foot fungus'.......do I get a balloon and sucker afterwards?"
Steve_Reeves: Attempting to fuse a pineal gland and a navel to create a super navel, Dr. Collins was thwarted when he accidentally super glued his hand to the patient's stomach.	DiscoBoy: Listen up, men! Now, the wonders for medical science make it easier than ever before for you to think with your dick! You're sure to be a hit with the ladies! Order now!	Lanzman: In medical news, scientists have announced the invention of a machine that can turn an "outy" into an "inny".
omniknight: Only through the magic of secret government LSD tests could we answer the age-old question... What would happen if a man were to insert a common everyday plumbers snake into his skull? Answer: His navel broadcasts salsa music.	MadSigntist: "Okay, son. I've herded the gerbil to the top of your colon. Are you sure your Cranial Cheese Hologram will entice him the rest of the way?"	robofreak: "Does it hurt when i do this?" "Only my self respect doc."
Beedo: Damn! Those Germans have some really @#$%ed-up ideas about porn!	suggs: 'You were right doc! That IS where the male brain is controlled from.'	Ragbot: "..'Navel' Warfare takes a new twist in this era of Budget cuts..."
Scypha: Tests were made today to find out just why the Pillsbury doughboy always laughed when poked in the tummy. Early results find no possible reason. Research continues.	WEIRD_1: Now hold that microphone to your head and you can hear the alien ready to burst out of your belly.	Generik: Converting to Hinduism was much more difficult than Steve had imagined. Not only did it take hours for Professor Rogers to discover his inner kundalini and get his chakras aligned, but the machine that put the dot on his forehead hurt like hell.

My nipples explode with delight.