Will cap for food 5!





Generik:
In Latin American culture, there is no more frightening portent of impending doom than the Three Wrestlers of the Apocalypse.


NightTrain:
\o It's fun to stay at the...YMCA! o/


Shandi:
Rejects for the "Hans & Frans" SNL Skit. Their Motto? "We're here to Pump *clap* you up -- or Beat *clap* you down for not participating, ya girlyman!"


SpydieGirl:
Faced with the three-headed menace, brave Sir Robin ran away...bravely ran away, away...when danger reared its ugly head, Sir Robin turned his tail and ran--"I didn't!"...


DiscoBoy:
"Yo! We saw a stah! Wherez da kid, so we can pay our homage crap and get outta here?"


suggs:
"Hola, mi nombre es Juan. Este es mi hermano, Jorge, y mi otro hermano Jorge tambien."


Phibes:
"Take us away, little pants!"


bugwber:
And you wondered how Taco Bell got those tortillas so flat...


amycamus:
It took a lot of carbo-loading and working out, but Generik, nashtbrutusandshort, and amycamus were finally ready for their Caption This! presentation at the Popular Culture Association conference.


Buffoon:
The Not-So-Ambiguously-Gay Trio


Neoknight:
The top three contestants of the Lou Farrigno Look-Alike Contest


144Butterball:
All that meat & no potatoes


CaveDweller:
The is what happens when Richard Simmons orders out for Mexican.


E_B_A:
The groupies wait patiently backstage at a Village People concert.


Lanzman:
In that one horrible instant, Bob knew that he'd accidentally answered the wrong ad in his swingers' magazine.


Daleman:
Phyllis Dillers masturbation fantasy. (Circa 1961)


Scouty:
Huey, Dewey, and Louie want to pump you up! Join the HD & L Gym and be able to fend off Uncle $crooge's amorous passes. *Not liable for "shrinkage"


402:
(l. to r.) Flex Greasepects, Chunk Slabgut, and Tank McBighuge (or is that someone's head airbrushed onto 402's body?)


Cyberbeast:
o/'...Three little maids from school are we...o/'


DrSeruzawa:
The ACLU decides to get tough on crime.


BuckFifty:
Bruno Samartino, Dolph Lundgren and Lou Ferrigno walk into a bar...


Reynard_T_Fox:
At first, the Olympic Committee bristled at their choice of uniform, but eventually decided to let the Russian Women Swim Team compete anyway.


KINGDINOSAUR:
Did you know the other original members of Menudo beefed up and are now on the wrestling circuit? Here we see the Mad Melendez Brothers practicing their entrance into the ring. "Come on, come on, do the 'loco' motion with us." Now you know why Ricky changed his last name.


Imac:
El Santo's helpers!


Steve_Reeves:
\o "Hellooo!" "Hellooooo!!" "Helloooooooo!!!" o/ (All) "Hello!"


nashtbrutusandshort:
And so Ava Gardner's maid turned to inform Mrs. Gardner that her marital aids had arrived.


Geier:
Yet another early permutation of what would eventually become the "Mod Squad" motiff, this one emphasizing the unspoken homoerotic aspects of the trio. ...Or what COULD have been such aspects, had the producers not buckled under to conventional...aw, don't get me started...


Motis:
"Fading in and out of consciousness, Robert Downey, Jr. breathed a sigh of mixed relief and disappointment as he raised his weary head and saw that only three more inmates remained in line."


SunSinner:
*pinch* Polanski Kielbasa's done. *pinch* Udowurst's VERY well done. *squish* Damn ShatSausage is still raw...friggin' Essence of Emeril...


MadSigntist:
The Kroger meat department takes its fire drills seriously.




I can't play it safe...
I'm not built that way baby!