Will cap for food 11!

bugwber: Minnesota Governor Ventura reaches out to children, the elderly and the criminally insane in his re-election campaign.	Shandi: He either killed Jimmy Hoffa, knows who was on the Grassy Knoll, or Kidnapped the Lindburg Baby!	Phibes: At last! A use for all those damned Chicklets those Tijuana street urchins sell! Dental implants on the cheap.
Ash_Skywalker: When you know you've eaten one too many JellyBellies!	144b: Got Skitles?	CaveDweller: John Wayne Gacy didn't mind the anal sex so much in prison, he just hated when Bruce, his cell mate, wanted him to put the clown outfit on.
Generik: There was a slight misunderstanding yesterday when former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop was asked in a press conference about the state of MENTAL health in America...	Reynard_T_Fox: Do you see a huge, soulless, demonic clown face on Mars? NASA says, turn away from it NOW, grab a crucifix, hide in the basement, and rest assured that we have our Deary, Maine division working on the problem as we speak.	Lanzman: The other clowns laughed at him, but Bobo saved a lot of money by making his own dentures out of abandoned Chiclets.
MadSigntist: Taste the rainbow.	SunSinner: Man, Anubis Warpus really CAN make a new man out of you!	Daleman: Don't bother, I'm here.
Steve_Reeves: Donald Trump gears up for his run as the Reform Party Candidate for President of the United States.	NurseNoir: Tammy Faye Bakker's new line of cosmetics for spring reveals her softer, more subtle side.	DiscoBoy: "Sure! I love the great taste of cirus-sized peanuts! What's that? You meant.... Oh, uh, in that case, I'll pass. Sorry."
BlakHat1: Now THAT'S a clever way to disguise the Mark of the Beast on your forehead!	robofreak: "Here at the John Wayne Gacy school for clowning, we pride ourseslves in ways to attract 'clients.' This week, we learn about 'candy' teeth."	nashtbrutusandshort: And in other news, a member of the British royal family appeared outside without makeup today for the first time since 1876. Now this.
Neoknight: Sure, he said it was just a bunch of balloons, but parents knew the sign of the beast when they saw it. Needless to say, the career of Hades the Happy Clown was short.	LuvBJones: ... and lo, the sun became as sackcloth, and the moon became as Sparkles the Clown ...	Geier: Pat Buchanan's latest attempt to prove he's not a soulless, maniacal demon from hell would have been ironically humorous if it wasn't so d@mn scary.
Suggs: 'Clowning is Glamorous' -brought to you by the American Mime Association	Buffoon: Damian the Clown here, reminding all you kids to brush well, and floss regularly!	Scypha: Proof positive that Chicklets CAN be used for making dentures.
gowest: Alan Hale in the afterlife.	:	: .
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Hey kids, ever see one of *these*???