Will cap for food 16!





144b:
I CAN'T FIND MY DIPER RECITES !!


Generik:
Tor Johnson cries with happiness when he learns that he's landed the coveted lead role in Miramax's upcoming bio-epic, "The Don Rickles Story."


Ragbot:
"...featuring the legendary blues stylings of Lester 'widdle bitty chubby wubby' Fernquist...."


bugwber:
"Damn, that's cold, Mom!"


DiscoBoy:
ClonCo Technology brings you -- The Amazing BrandoBaby! Yes, the BrandoBaby is perfect for all your mafioso, insane guy up the river needs! Plus, if you order now, we'll throw in lots of ugly "Last Tango in Paris" sex absolutely free! If you miss this exciting offer, you'll be wishing *you* coulda been a contenduh! Order now! STELLAAAAAA!!!!!!


Phibes:
Faster, faster!


CaveDweller:
"Making clothes for Kathy Lee can be hard, tiring work, but the pay is wonderful. Just last week I earned a bottle of Gerber strained peas."


Buffoon:
"...and this Saturday night at WWF Smackdown IV, I'm gonna teach The Rock a lesson he'll never forget!"


Batqueen:
"Yeeeowch, that is one cold thermometer!"


Reynard_T_Fox:
*yip yip aaooooooooooo*


Martay:
The Horror...The...Horror...!!


WEIRD_1:
*sing*~I Had Fun, Fun, Fun, Till Sci-Fi Took MST3K Away....~


suggs:
DEWARS!!! You know I'm a single-malt man!!


Geier:
Eventually, of course, the producer hit on the idea of using a profile instead of a front view. Oh, and somebody suggested that Mr. Hitchcock try it with clothes, too. The rest was television history.


Nastinkers:
"Aww, SHIT!"


NurseNoir:
" o/^ Aaaaaaave Mariiiiaaaa!!! o/^ "


Gowest:
"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect an old debt."


Shandi:
Winston Churchill, the early days: "This is Englands Finest *BRAAAAP* um.... hmm, where was I?? Oh dear, I still have a bubble... Oh yes.. This is Englands Finest Hour!! More powder, please, the rash is spreading..."


Scypha:
Pavoratti as a baby? "But I don't like-a to sing!! I wanna poopa my pantsa! Wha!"


Lanzman:
A young Vince Lombardi demonstrated the discipline and drive that would make him a champion by constantly working on improving his technique for breast feeding.


Steve_Reeves:
o/ "WELLLLLLLLL, Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a big fat bitch, she's a stupid bitch, she's a bitch to all the *boys and girls*!" \o


LuvBJones:
In the original ending of 2001, Kubrick transforms Ray Charles into a sighted white baby.


starkbalmy:
"Howdy, this here's The Slack-Jawed Yokel, and it's 11:14, so we got 46 minutes to answer your calls here on station KKKA, the Voice of the South. Comin' up at noon will be the Rush Limbaugh Show..."


Agent_Moldy:
Tonight, on "Ally McBeal", Larry Bud Melman IS -- the Dancing Baby!


Daleman:
Change my diper or suffer the consequences. Tell me, how many hours of sleep do you usually get a night?


:



:



:



:



:

:



:



:





Short load 'o fun