Will cap for food 18!

DiscoBoy: If this image came with audio, you'd discover that they're actually "rocking out" to selections from South Pacific and Gigi.	144b: These dudes have thier Freedom Rock, CD cranked up to 11.	Steve_Reeves: Siamese twins Bobby and Bobby Baxxx show the technique they use when playing their 24 string guitar in the band, Joined At The Hip...
BadBoy1: "...Hey Dude... will this really get us some chicks.?" "Yep... last week this babe just about ran me over tryin to pick me up..."	Generik: Master of the air guitar Jimmy Maxwell meets the winner of this year's Air Chicken Choking Competition, Vernon "Death Grip" Turner.	bugwber: The Carson brothers continue their warm-ups for the synchronized Steeple Chase competition at the Summer Olypic Trials.
Buffoon: Wasted away in I'm-a-loser-ville.	DrPhibes: Collateral damage from "the Binaca Blast."	CaveDweller: Unfortantly, someone stole their, "Will stick crotch in face for OzzFest tickets!" It was at that point that Steve and "Switchblade" realized they shouldn't have set up show outside a National Organization of Women convention.
Katze: Dude, you're in the wrong key! No, man. It goes like this... Z'at one of those new translucent Strats? Uh, I'm playing air guitar... just what exactly are *you* doin'? Thanks... It's Monday, forgive me...	Neoknight: And you thought the Red Hot Chili Peppers won't be touring in twenty years....	nashbrutusandshort: Half of the third-place Terre Haute Air Iwo Jima Memorial Team shows off the interpretive freedom (such as their utter disregard of traditional costuming conventions and hairstyles) that won them the respect of the judges at the 1999 Air Iwo Jima Memorial Championships.
nastinkers: It just makes you fervently wish that one of their air-guitar strings will snap and take out an eye... or that you will go blind. Either way, just make it stop!	SpydieGirl: Duuuude! These guys can be the latest additions to my band, man! Y'know, once they get, like, real instruments 'n'stuff. *pause to reflect* Dude.	WEIRD_1: Honny, I Found That Rare Photo Of The 1976 Olympic Air Tug Of War Gold Metal Team! Let's Put It On E-Bay!!
Lanzman: Moments later, as their fingers lay scattered about the street, Phil and Bob realized that attempting to lasso a semi with dental floss was no way to break in to the big-time rodeo circuit.	402: "Next on Almost Live...it's the Lame List!" *applause* "Seattle stereotypes!" "LAAAAAAME!"	Geier: "THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER ROCKED UP THE WATER SPOUT!! DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND ROCKED THAT MOTHER OUT!! THANK YOU CLEEEEEVELAND! WE LOVE YOU! G'NIGHT!!!" ...But to be perfectly honest, Cleveland took little notice.
Cyberbeast: "Despite the popularity of air guitar and air drums, air masturbation just never caught on."	NightTrain: Tomorrow's white trash...today!	Shandi: Practicing for the Air Ukelele tryouts -- "Dude... what was the Chord for 'my dog has fleas' again?"
suggs: The girls of Sigma Chi are giddy with joy, when they get the news that Wink Martindale will be attending Homecoming.	Daleman: Voted mosy likely to pump gas.	: .oO I can rock out until 3:30, then I pick up Hondo and Rachel from daycare, do groceries, start the meatloaf ... do I have enough potatoes? I better get some more potatoes ... start some laundry, make brownies for Hondo's field trip ...
devildoll: Merle and Eugene take their "Conceptual Kite Flying 2000" Tour on the road!	:	:
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Take me down to the Paradise City...