Will cap for food 20!

Scypha: And thus, Snow White was attended by the OTHER dwarves that didn't live with the seven we all know. Some of the ones shown here include: Horny, Lusty, Effeminate, Agnostic, Drunken, "Bob," Dipstick, Tinky Winky, Lala... er, are those Teletubbies? Eh, same difference!	JoeCrow: The 102nd Annual Garden Gnome Hooker Festival Always an SRO event	starkbalmy: Debbie Does the Drama Department.
144b: Okay, let's get started. Happy. break out the fromelahyde. Sleepy Bashful, go to the wearhouse and get the delux glass model. She looks like a size 5. Uh, Grumpy, get the little white number with the blue corsett. Dopey & Sneezy-hair & makeup. and do't glam her up.She is not picking up sailors And I'll run a credit check.	DiscoBoy: The cappers celebrate Moldy Appreciation Day in grand style!	Buffoon: "No, really ma'am... my esteemed colleagues and I need to perform this examination for medicinal research purposes. Just put your feet in the stirrups, and..." *snicker* (psst! Stop laughing Joey! She's gonna buy it!) "...we'll be done as soon as we possibly can."
Laurie2K: "Dopey, I'm about to cut off Witchy Woman's raven hair and ruby lips so stop fondling her rubiks cube and hold her where Bashful's got her. Yo Sparky. Novitiate 4.. point that rude finger once more and we'll see how high YOU can fly."	suggs: And the lucrative dwarf smut racket was born.	Steve_Reeves: Snow White forever regretted marrying Doc when he presented her with 13 children, all of whom looked exactly like him.
Batqueen: "...and thus, ZZ Top was born. Unfortunately, not all the members lived to see the '90s, and they only had one groupie."	Generik: Long after the Chocolate War ended, and the evil Wonka Empire was subdued, the story of the Keebler "comfort girls" came to light, much to the consternation and embarrassment of those involved.	Katze: Sick of "dealing" with all the dwarves, Snow White later fired all but her "lucky seven".
bugwber: "I'm not gonna try it. You try it!" "Well, I'm not gonna try it. Hey! Let's give it to Mikey! He'll eat anything!"	BlakHat1: *TWEET!* FLAG ON THE PLAY! TOO MANY DWARVES ON THE FIELD! 20 YARD PENALTY! FIRST DOWN!	joe678: "Expecting the USC football team, Clara Bow is somewhat disappointed with a visit from the Renaissance Festival Boys In The Hood."
Nastinkers: The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo proudly present- "Snow White and the Thirteen Dwarfs."	DrPhibes: The meaning of their lears was obvious: the minute Snow White dozed her virginity would be history!	Daleman: The Upper Lumpton Boys Middle School presentation of The Nativity took a large artistic license so that the entire class could participate. The gifts brought to Mary included; gold, frankensense, muir, chocolate, nylons, ruffies, blackberry brandy, flowers, glow in the dark condoms, an adult video, a french tickler and a Hitachi "Magic Wand". Charges are still pending.
easy_street: Actress Nora Edwards rests between takes of D.W. Griffith's "Snow White and the 13 Dwarves". In 1938, Walt would cut the parts of Tiny, Zippy, Sleazy, Tipsy, Scuzzy and Carl because "...I hated all those @*$!#% dwarves. Do you have any idea what it's like drawing thirteen dwarves at 24 frames a second?" Quentin Tarantino's upcoming version is rumored to have the six less famous dwarves falling to either "... a brushog or a bunch of hawks." According to Tarantino's press agent, this new version is also rumored to be "really cool!"	amycamus: [Hysterical Mia Farrow voice]: "This is not a dream! This is really happening!!"	Geier: Of course, there are those who insist that the legend of Santa Clause DIDN'T have its origins in the ancient Eastern Lithuanian story of "Grizelda And The Thirteen Sex Midgets", but the lost writings of Joseph Campbell point out some STARTLING similarities between these seemingly disparate folk tales...
CaveDweller: Judy Garland was too high to worry about the fact that she was dying. She just hated it that she invited the aging Lollipop Guild to her death bed.	Shandi: The Village People, the early days: somehow, the phrase "We want YOU as a new recruit" doesn't quite work here...	NightTrain: The long-forgotten ZZ Top Death Cult.
nbutlerdidit: Walt Disney's original Twelve Old Men rehearse with a live model, so as to, ahem, better depict "Snow White."	Agent_Moldy: Snow White & Co. present: "The Last Supper". (A Wicked Stepmother, Inc. production)	nashbrutusandshort: They auctioned off J.R.R. Tolkien's porn collection on Ebay, and all I got was this lousy postcard.
devildoll: The Sampo Academy All-Elf sex education class of '06 poses for it's group photo with their instructor, Miss Katje "The Kitty" Kuchen, after the performance of their pageant entitled "Rites of Passage".	Ash_Skywalker: "Sheesh! No matter how many times I pull them off of my pizza, they keep coming back!" (ba-dum hisss!)	:
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