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BlakHat1:
"Help me, Grommit! These are the WRONG TROUSERS!"


BadBoy1:
"...damn... nice time to lose a contact lens... shit... nice time for my leg to fall off... *AHHHH*... my arms got a cramp in it!" *CRRRRRUUUUNCH*...! "...last time I do this before eating my 'GrapeNuts'..."


Generik:
"I'm Hooked on Prosthetics!"


DiscoBoy:
Lech Walesa misunderstands the "Pole" vault.


bugwber:
Hot Asain Gigilo Lovers are getting more and more creative in their advertising.


144b:
Wahoo Country Co-op Electric Company's lineman Ernie Blankenship shows off his world famous, I'm a power pole with an acid filled resistor, routine.


JoeCrow:
"Amputee Lawn Darts" never caught on the way most Summer sports do.


Laurie2K:
Ha! Morton found the way to stop people from accusing him of lying about his *true* height. . .


starkbalmy:
"...And after the one-armed, one-legged push-ups, I'm going to crap bigger'n that pretender Jack Palance, too!"


CaveDweller:
Steve was happy about one thing in his life. That his arms weren't longer when he walked on his hands into the airplane propeller. Losing a leg was bad enough, but losing Mr. Happy would have been worse


Steve_Reeves:
Bill Clinton shows what it means to be a Lame Duck President...


UnReality:
After careful deliberation, the Hendersons decided it probably *was* cheaper just to buy a regular weather vane.


Lanzman:
Oddly, few people realized that Tommy "Tent-Peg" O'Hanrahan was actually missing *both* legs.


Ash_Skywalker:
o/Put your right foot in!/And put your right foot out!/Put your right foot in/And you shake it all about!/You do the Hokey Pokey/And then you flip yourself about/And then your fake leg will fall right out!/o


DrPhibes:
That's the last time Martin will ever "bet his left leg" on anything again....


Shandi:
*off camera* "There goes Dave again.... giving new meaning to the phrase 'getting a leg up on the competition'!!"


NightTrain:
"Heh-heh-heh! I got my leg up!"


Scypha:
Pegleg Pete would every so often entertain his fellow pirate men by taking off his pegleg and doing one-handed handstands. But then again, he only did this when he lost his contact lens.


Daleman:
Philip's blue ribbon hopes were shot to hell when he noticed the next event was the 100 yard dash.


Geier:
Sometimes Tom just had to admire the wonder of it all, that what started as a fraternity prank and led through three engagements, marriages, and divorces, would eventually lead here, to a journey that would give faith and hope to millions of small children everywh....naaahhhhhhh.


suggs:
The early days of breakin', before the kids had cardboard.


Nastinkers:
Dave just never got the hang of gardening.


nashbrutusandshort:
(It's no wonder the Americans picked the bald eagle for their national symbol. Wretched beasties are unforgiveably rude to Brits like me. Cursed blighter bit my leg off. Oh pooh, here comes the ground.)


Buffoon:
It wasn't the easiest way to cross the lawn, but (being a Buddhist) Larry didn't want any crushed bugs or worms on his Karma.


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Handstandin' mah way on outta here