Will cap for food 22!

144b: O~ I'MA CHRISTMAS TREEE ! I'M A CHRISTMAS TREEEEEE !!! PEOPLE THOW ME OUT ON, NEW YEARS EVE !~O	bugwber: "I'm Carmen Miranda, dambit!"	DiscoBoy: "Is a small world, rastaman! Is a small world after all!"
Steve_Reeves: Bernard's attempt to start a business as a human arbor failed when his customers realized they'd be responsible for food and bathroom breaks...	Generik: "Look, I'm de Rasta Swamp T'ing, mon! You want some ganja? I grew it meself, mon!"	nashbrutusandshort: Oh, please. That is the WORST impersonation of former Texas governor Ann Richards that I have EVER seen. I mean, really -- she would never be caught DEAD in unhemmed jeans.
starkbalmy: The One-in-a-Million Man March got underway with virtually no publicity last week...	Laurie2K: In the islands where 40% of colleges offer bachelors degrees in Levitation, a disturbing new trend is on the rise. Professors are taking the "laid back" approach to dizzying new heights. Instead of encouraging students to soar, the practice is now causing higher learning to become stilted. Increased lack of interest on the part of adjudicators has sent dress codes plunging to an all time low...	Buffoon: Manute Bol's obsession with Carmen Miranda takes an unexpected turn.
nbutlerdidit: "LUPINS?!? We've 'ad enough bloody lupins! NO MORE LUPINS, MR. MOORE!!!"	SpydieGirl: "Flowers! Flowers for sale! I got red flowers, I got pink flowers, I got white flowers. Flowers for sale!"	UnReality: OJ Simpson's quest for the "real killers" continues.
nastinkers: Jamal's Totally Organic Experience	Cyberbeast: oO Man, being the gatekeeper at Martha Stewart's beach house really sucks	Reynard_T_Fox: The Jamaican production of "Our Town" had a few extra props, but mostly stayed faithful to the original.
CaveDweller: It was at this point that Ziggy Marley regreted making his "Will be a flower pot for food" sign.	NightTrain: "I am Sir Noze D'Void of Funk. Prepare to meet your end, Star Child!"	easy_street: New from Bandulu Industries... it's Ras-terrarium! Four out of five Rude Bwoys agree... "Coodeh, yuh see de big half eediat eena de tree?"
Scypha: Just so that he can have refer money, Jackson would moonlight from his seven other jobs as a decorative plant stand for the local hotels.	Shandi: "Hey Mon, howz about a nice Hawaiian Punch??"	GotMilk: Further proof that there is a little weed in *every* garden.
Batqueen: "Buy some of me flowers? Dey smell so... AAAAAH! Dear lord, make it go a-way! *hops around madly* FOR DE LOVE OF... *whew* Just watch out for dem bees, mon."	suggs: Jamaican covert operative and master of disguise, Lionel Joseph, stakes out the doings of the Upper Mongolian consulate.	Daleman: Ya know, I feel like a real idiot without my John 3:16 sign.
WEIRD_1: Got Weed?	Lanzman: Tragically, Irving realized too late the terrible price of abusing his "Herbal Essence" shampoo.	Ash_Skywalker: If Jar Jar Binks were human...
Geier: Chicquita Banana's older brother, Chuck.	:	:
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You mean, it's not legal?