Will cap for food 26!

bugwber: While not currently working on any new albums, Sammy Haggar sits back and enjoys the royalties that trickle in from his brief Van Halen "phase". Would somebody please tell him that the '80s are OVER!	144b: Today during a press conference. GOP presidential canaidate. George W. Bush did a 180 degree turn in his campaign style. Calling himself, The Big doubble U, Bush announced for a national wet T shirt contest to choose his running mate. Also, plans to make each Friday aa sn off day. Calling it the Hoo ha weekend.	Steve_Reeves: Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.
DiscoBoy: "Cleveland, are you ready to rock?" *ecstatic crowd noise* "Well, hold on a minute... God, this back is killin' me... Can someone go get me a beer... And where the hell did I put that remote?"	nbutlerdidit: Michael Hutchence in happier days.	Agent_Moldy: "WAZZUUUUUP!!! DJ MC Fresh Hubby Suggs is in the hiz-ouuuuse! I wanna send a shout-out to my home-girl back in Denver. 'Sup, G? Okay, this next, funky, fresh hit goes out to all tha playas..."
Generik: Coming this Fall to UPN -- "Wild Tchoupitoulas: The Next Generation."	Fee: Large Marge: "...and when they pulled the body from the twisted... flaming... wreckage.....it looked like *this*!! It was the worst accident I ever seen..."	IMissMST3K: The international sign for "cock and bull"...
Buffoon: Carmen Miranda day was always a big hit in College Station, Texas.	SypdieGirl: "I'm only in it for the money, folks."	Annakie7: Here at Janis Joplin Gags 'n' Gifts on 6th Street, we have a huge selection of DT's to scare your addicted friends and family into the Betty Ford Clinic. We have a huge selection of roaches, needles, and even Chinese finger puzzles in stock...come on down to see us!
nastinkers: Joel Robinson hits the skids...	starkbalmy: NBC's Must-See TV brings you an all-new "Joanie Loves Chachi Worshipping Satan," right after "Friends!"	WEIRD_1: Tuxedo Mask really wants to be Sailor Butch. Let's watch him try, shall we.
suggs: King Gene A'bobo Desmond Carrot Elishantelazoo was overthrown and killed not 8 minutes after this photo was taken- and can you blame the good people of Ashancarrot Land? Nope.	Lanzman: Remember, do not use Rogaine when the cap shows evidence of tampering or the expiration date has passed.	easy_street: "This is just another photo of the guy in WCCF #22. Admit it, Generik. You're running out of ideas."
Geier: As his attempts to broaden his appeal to the less neo-Fascist segments of society grew ever more bizarre and desperate, Pat Buchanan's public appearances were said to leave nightmares in small children, disaffection on the lips of his political handlers, and curdled milk in the udders of cows...though not necessarily in that order.	Scypha: Oh my God! It's Uncle Jim!!	LuvBJones: o/~ He can act like he's teaching a steer how to dance / He can run like he's got a big load in his pants / He can fly in a barrel with few injuries / His uncle's his dad but he's always a rodeo clown to me o/~
JediClone: I'll take Bruce Baum for the block!	Shandi: Looks like ole' Bud's giving his July Fourth party a bang-up start!!	GotMilk: Sadly, Frasier Smith's "Frockin' America" didn't go over very well...
Daleman: Roger Clinton went into hiding after his last album.	teambanzai: Hello and welcome to the 2000 Reform Party Convention.	:
Mr_Grant: In Silicon Valley born and raised In the computer lab is where I spent most of my school Chillin' out scripting, debugging and compiling Making little applications that crash the teacher's Dell	Mr_Grant: Then a coupla hackers up to no good started creating password-crackers in study hall I wrote one little virus and my momma got scared She said "you're moving to your Uncle Bill's and Aunt Melinda's in Redmond"	Mr_Grant: I pulled up to a fifty million dollar compound about 7 or 8 And said to the limo driver "Stay here I'm going to the mall later" Registered my retina pattern in the security system Now I'm the Fresh Prince of a town called Redmond. o/ Doo, doo-le-doo doo doo! o/
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