Will cap for food 31!

144b: The female of the species goes off in search for food. While the male takes over sitting on the eggs. A marvelous demonstration of the nesting habits of the North American porch chicken. As performed by Prof. J. Elilot Horselips & his wife, La Donna.	bugwber: Rehearsals continue for "The Rocky Horror Vaudeville Show".	Steve_Reeves: They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and I must say I cannot do this picture justice even with ten thousand!
Buffoon: "Look. I REALLY gotta go. What'll I have to do to go ahead of you in line?" "Well.... Go ahead. Doesn't really matter now, since it's already running down my pants."	Hireling: Sung to the melody of the Charleston. 0/` Fart-sounds, fart-sounds, made in my colon, some smell, some don't, and I say there's nothin' better than fart-sounds o/`	DiscoBoy: Poor Ted and Mildred. They thought they were going to the Arthur Miller Dance School, but wound up at the Dennis Miller Dance School instead.
SpydieGirl: Tom "No-Dick" Parker and Bridget "Knock-Knees" Thompson announce their engagement.	Mr_Grant: "Non, madamoiselle! Je NE suis pas ce genre de homme!" (VD awareness poster, US Army, 1917)	Fee: Tonight on VH1: Before he beat the unholy hell outta James Bond, Jaws was a funlovin' bandcamp geek. Tune in at 8 for "Before They Were Stars."
Laurie2K: Prostheses have come a long way since then. You can tell the heads were prostheses too.	IMissMST3K: In a feeble attempt to boost his popularity, Dr. Frankenstein unveiled the "Interchangable Extremities Collection" in Paris today...The display was opulent, the minimum price to attend being an arm and leg...	Lanzman: The UN announced today that in order to make international relief efforts and peacekeeping operations easier for all parties, they were developing a set of universal signals for various basic humanitarian functions. Seen here are Olaf Bjornson and Gerta Mjolnir of Norway demonstrating the new signal for "I have to use the bathroom or there will be an unpleasantness upon your carpet".
WEIRD_1: New form Playtex. Cross my heart panties. Also available in mens sizes.	Scypha: "OK, Jim. If you can hold it for a few more minutes, I'll squat down now and go. Then it will be your turn."	BlakHat1: And the winner of the golden chamber-pot shaped Kris Kristofferson "HOLD IT!" Award in the Couples Division goes to..!
teambanzai: Not many people know that, not only did Wilam Dafoe and Barbara Bush have a torrid affair but they held the world record for not going to the bathroom. Which still stands today at 245 hours 15 minutes and 30 seconds.	Generik: The extravagant mating dance of the Flapper Bird (vaudevillus Americanus), while comprised of strange and involved movements and even some brief nudity, never culminated in any actual sex, thus leading to the rapid demise and eventual extinction of the species.	Shandi: Ahhhh yes, the old fashioned joys of: The Hampster Dance! *cue chipmunk-esque hamsterdance music*! the crowd goes WILD!
nastinkers: Tell us again - How high were the flood waters?	nbutlerdidit: A HISTORY OF UNDERGROUND THEATER Footnote Number 27: Steppenwolf's first professional production starring Willem Dafoe, "Dance This!" was not a hit and closed after only twelve performances.	suggs: Two more happy customers of Dr Cub Socco school of knee and hand surgery!
Daleman: Between being bow legged and knocked knee'd this couple has added four more chapters to the Kamra Sutra.	Agent_Moldy: *through gritted teeth* (Him) "See honey, open the legs up like this a little and we could have some REAL fun!" (Her) "Oh, keep it in your pants, Hal." o/Charleston, Charleston...o/	:
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