Will cap for food 35!

144b: There, See? A gallon of gas,highway flair, a few old tires & vola! a roaring fire. Next time I'll show you the old can of hairspray trick. It's loads of fun.	DiscoBoy: "Gee, thanks alot, man! And what the hell are we supposed to do with this, anyway? Sheesh.... I tell ya, Stan -- that Prometheus dude is one twisted mamma-jamma. What the hell is this crap anyway?" / "I dunno, but just look what it does to this sack of dog poop! Woo-hoo!"	amycamus: Weekly World News Exclusive! Photographic Proof That God Not Responsible for Creating Universe!
bugwber: "Stoke those hot coals, boy, stoke 'em!" / "Beg pardon, Sir?" / "Oh, nevermind. Just admiring the stars tonight. But, as long as you're down there..."	Daleman: OK, it took a while but we found an honest man. Now we need to find one that will cuddle after sex for more than 30 seconds.	Devildoll: Great Britain's Space Program keeps on the cutting edge with their latest launch.
nashbrutusandshort: "I say. . . damn big birds you have here at Three Mile Island."	Annakie7: "Hey Jerry...this thing that just fell out of the sky is trying to talk to me telepathically. What should we do?" "Well, I don't understand it...I guess we gotta kill it."	suggs: 'Think that's bright enough to lure those damn pinko commie spacemen, Earl?' 'Yup.'
Buffoon: "I think the branding iron is a tad too hot, John. Hmmm... Never woulda thought a cow would have that much vertical."	starkbalmy: After Moses had finished his conversation with the burning bush, a couple of traveling salesmen decided to rest by it for a while, and make the Lord a few s'mores.	WEIRD_1: Here at anal-retentive campground all campsites are groomed and maintained by English butlers. Each grain of sand is placed in it's own special place, and you better not move even one grain when you pitch your tent or Bruno will dust you off. Anal-retentive campground, we'll leave a well groomed and tended fire burning for you.
Generik: "So there I was, walking along the road to Damascus, minding my own business, when I looked up, like this, and boom!, there it was! It followed me, and I've had it ever since." "Neat, Earl. What happens when you poke it?" "Hey! Don't do that!"	Lanzman: Sadly, each year in Japan, many European and American tourists are killed when their campfires accidentally attract Mothra.	Steve_Reeves: "Do you think Biggles will see the Signal Fart we're sending up, Sandy?" "I don't know...we can only hope..."
E_B_A: "World's Largest Plum Fairy kept at bay with pointed sticks and balls of tin foil."	Nyssa23: "Yep, it's God scat all right...two, three days old."	D_Idaho: "Yup, that fire is just about right, it's s'mores time!"
teambanzai: Not too long after this photo was taken, the vessel opened and out came a fully formed Tim White	Humoriste: Roswellian Cover-Up #35,632: "Nothing to see here folks, move along, this sort of stuff happens all the time, anybody got any weenies or marshmallows?"	Shandi: "Wow! so *THAT'S* how the Cow always jumps over the Moon!!"
Got_Milk: Alas, the search for intelligent life "Out There" continues...	Dairai: Stop me if you've heard this one: the capper says, "look at the dead plum faerie!", and the SciFi exec goes...	SpydieGirl: "I told Alice I'd knock her to the moon...I didn't think she'd actually *go*!"
Mr_Grant: Roswell, 1947: "President Truman, are you sure this is a wise idea?" "Sure! If we're going to welcome the Pleidians and get those 'transistors', 'personal computer' thingies, and that 'Tang' stuff, we need to give 'em the warmest welcome possible! Here comes the saucer! Light those fireworks!" "Yessir!" "Lookit 'em go! Wow! WAHOOO, that's... Whoa. Wait. Uh-oh." "That can't be good. Should I call the fire department?"	UnReality: "I'd hate to see the bird that crapped that one!"	Laurie2K: "I told you, right? - If you build it they will cum!"
Geier: Though James and Robert honestly had no idea that the glowing thingamabob was one aspect of the triune godhead inexplicably fallen to earth, they would soon learn to their everlasting horror that when it comes to poking the Almighty with a stick, ignorance is no excuse.	:	:
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Anyone seen Fluffy?