Will cap for food 36!

Buffoon: The Gleaner's Picnic.	144b: Proof that Janet Reno is straight.	DiscoBoy: Patrons at this year's Los Angeles County Fair came to regret the fair officials' decision to hold the cornholing competition before the corn eating competition. Ewww....
nashbrutusandshort: Tours of the Heritage Foundation conclude with the think tank's most popular exhibit: the actual corncob that was up William F. Buckley's ass for some three decades.	Gowest: chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka baaa ding! Ziiiiip. chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka baaa ding! Ziiiiip.	starkbalmy: The evolution of the "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" ad actually goes back to a time *before* toilet paper existed...
bugwber: *sniff!* "What's this dark, gooey stuff all over.... BUFORD! Stop wipin' off yor ass with the corn!" *munch, munch, munch*	devildoll: Realizing that she had begun eating before Grace had been said, Aunt Phyllis attempted to replace the niblets on the cob.	Steve_Reeves: Who would have guessed that corn on the cob, like fine wine, is much better if allowed to..."age"...
Lanzman: "Check it out, Ethel. That cheatin' sum'bitch husband of mine ain't NEVER gonna forget THIS family picnic!"	Scypha: "Man, this Chernobyl grown corn on the cob is delicious! Oops! Lost another three teeth..."	suggs: Ummmmm....tastes like chicken!
IMissMST3K: Mildred was SO gullible, she bought into the "Cajun corn," when actually, Ralph had dropped it in the BBQ ashes & sorta brushed them off! Mildred was later heard remarking, "That was THE BEST damn corn on the cob I've EVER had!!!"	Laurie2K: "This corn is NOT kosher! It's got oat smut on it!"	Agrijag: Maria Valezario had a singular gift. She could eat a corn cob and then reconstruct it, regurgitating one kernel at a time.
MedusaD: "Hmmmm, wait a minute... this one's from the outhouse, ain't it?!?"	Nyssa23: "Can you hear me, Chief? Everything's going according to plan..."	Shandi: Aretha looks a little nonplussed at the new "Pan Blackened Maize" recipe she's about to try for the first time...
Generik: "I warned that fuzzy little bitch Emeril not to do that 'Bam!' thing around me. I told him he'd regret it for a long time if he did. So there we were, doing the barbecue demonstration, and what do you think he says? That's right... and he won't be 'Bam!-ing' around ME for a while, I'll tell you that!"	Mr_Grant: Tap tap tappity tap tap tappity tappa tap tap *DING* *Chunk*Zzzzzzzhing!* Tappity tappa tap tappa tap tap tappity tap *DING* *Chunk*Zzzzzzzhing!* Tappa tap tappa tappity...	TurkeyVolGuessingMan: "Maybe chewing tobacco to mark where I've already eaten a part wasn't such a good idea..."
Nbutlerdidit: "Criminy, this is the biggest blunt I've ever seen! Honey, which end should I light?"	Ragbot: Alice suddenly recalls fond memories of Sex-Ed at Whattsamatta U."	Daleman: Mardge Shott is forced by the baseball leagues to attend the ACLU's fall picnic.
UnReality: "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."	abracadaver: Bite me, Doris! Biiiiiiiiiite me!	empressv: Tobacco Corn! Just a pinch between your cheek and gum! Now being served at the Los Angeles County Fairgrounds
WEIRD_1: This is the second, hot and buttery thing I've had in my mouth today.	Geier: I suppose a comment about "cornatio" would be in bad taste...?	Reynard_T_Fox: The monumental moment of inspiration for the inventor of Lee Press-On Corn Skewers (TM).
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It's finger lickin'...
I don't know if it's good though.