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DiscoBoy:
Following up the tremendous success of its short "A Date With Your Family," Jam Handy Productions makes the exciting sequel -- "An Orgy With Your Family!"


Buffoon:
Meanwhile, near Love Canal.... "No, Timmy. The milk doesn't taste funny to me."


Steve_Reeves:
At dinner that night, Mom, Dad, and Janey all complimented little Teddy on the success of his cranium augmentation surgery.


nbutlerdidit:
"Mom? Dad? I'm planning on getting my cheek pierced right HERE. Dad? Daaaaad! You aren't even looking at me!!! I'm gonna do it; I will!"


144b:
it's Thanksgiving Dinner at the home of Ayn Rand. (Opps. too esoteric.)


bugwber:
"Dink up all your goat's blood, dear." (Alice Cooper, ca. 1948)


nashbrutusandshort:
Moments later, little Johnny was entered by a demon, and the family's Eisenhower-era complacency was forever shattered by his announcement that the milk was even fouler than the stuff he remembered sucking "from Mother's withered, leathery dugs."


BadBoy1:
(Son). " Hey ..! Cool dad....you can suck up your spaghetti through your nose...that's nothing....I can make milk come out mine.! " (Mom). " That ain't shit boy......*FAARRRRT*....*FAARRRRRRTTTTT!*....can you do that..?"


Generik:
"...An' ya know what else Swami Parvanash says? He says drinkin' your own urine will keep you healthier'n drinkin' milk! Well... bottoms up!"


suggs:
'Mom, Dad, I'm converting to Jombi-ism. May I have my college fund to give to his exalted and holiness, Jombi, as a show of devotion?'


nastinkers:
In order to give the adopted children some semblence of a normal family, John insisted that Bill should be the "mother figure." Many years and thousands of dollars of therapy later, Little Johnny is still attracted to transvestites, while Susie is a big lesbian.


teambanzai:
Remember kids, drink at least 12 glasses of booze a day so you will grow up just like your parents. This message brought to you by the Booze council. Booze - it's what's for dinner!


Lanzman:
Little Selma was overcome with glee because, for once, Mother's Evil Eye was cast upon her brother Ferdinand.


Beedo:
When we said we were having Grandma for dinner, Timmy, we meant it. Now pass the gravy.


UnReality:
"All right, Timmy, LET'S assume we laced your Ovaltine with LSD. What then?"


abracadaver:
"Hey, Mom, how come your cooking sucks but I can't wait to get home for dinner?" "I've been using China Chef Pure Opium Paste, darling. It tastes terrible but it sure makes for a happy family!"


IMissMST3K:
The Johnson family enjoyed THEIR version of "Alive" by eating ne'er-do well relatives that would eat into the estate. Here Mom enjoys her portion of Uncle Ned, the alcoholic and all-round loser. "More white meat, Timmy?"


Nyssa23:
"Drink it all dear, sometimes the poison's at the bottom."


Shandi:
The rest of the family giggles in expectation of Georges first "Milk cocaine" High; yes, *MILK COCAINE*, the violent drug addiction of the 1950s, until Hoover *cracked* down on it (D'OH!).


flappersquirrel:
Mikey would indeed try anything, much to his family's amusement. "Of course lemonade's supposed to be warm and salty!"


Laurie2K:
"It tastes like Scope cut with Pine-Sol or yak's piss." "Timmy!!! You watch your mouth!!!"


starkbalmy:
"Hey dad! Tell mom about that club that you and me and Freddy and Uncle Chester joined! What's it called again? The Sodomy Scouts? The NAMBLA Rangers? I forget." "Ix-nay, Stevie, ix-nay!"


Geier:
Though initially reticent at the prospect of never again having that cute little button nose and wagging tail greet them at the door after school, Timmy and Jennifer did eventually come around and admit that Fluffy tasted a great deal like chicken.


Mr_Grant:
It's amazing what they can achieve nowadays with psychopharmaceuticals.


Reynard_T_Fox:
Prozac: It's what's for dinner.


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Wow, could cut the sexual
tension with a knife huh?