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bugwber:
Sonny Bono would never again work with Elenor Donahue.


Mr_Grant:
Hi ma'am, I'm Jerry Doyle, running for Congress, and I'd sure appreciate your vote on- *KICK* *OOOF*


144b:
Jim's dating habits were albeit, a bit on the rambunctious side. However, nothing was going to deter him from, "gettin' some." So, to halt Jim's overtures. Trixie zapped him in the happy sack. Rendering Jim in severe pain. Just like a good swift kick to the groin protects trixie from Jim. Mutual of Omaha offers you that same security.


suggs:
'Watchtow...ughhhhhhhh....'


DiscoBoy:
She must've read "The Rules" by Betty Friedan and Andrea Dworkin.


Buffoon:
A Democrat tries to get a date at TCU.


Steve_Reeves:
When Ernest and Julia entered the tap dancing contest, he immediately regretted buying the magnetic steel merkin...


WEIRD_1:
New this fall from Fox. The story of Siamese twins joined by the crotch and the foot, and the merry mix-ups that happen when one gets married and the other has to get their feet scraped on the same day.


Lanzman:
"So I guess >ngh!< a blowjob is completely out of the question . . . ".


nastinkers:
That's actually NOT her leg...


Generik:
In America this year, the voting process is very much like doing the Masochistic Tango. {see fig. 1}


Laurie2K:
"Do I know how to swing-dance to Jungleboogie Pubes? You bet I do mister!"


Gowest:
The Many loves of Bob Saget


Shandi:
OOOH, this gives "kick the can" a *WHOLE* new meaning!!


nashbrutusandshort:
This photograph of a couple attempting The Squabbling Mongoose in broad daylight is clear evidence that the Kama Sutra was not unknown even in 1950s America.


teambanzai:
File photo showing Chastity Bono's reaction to her father's news that he will be running for office as a Republican.


Geier:
Once, I asked Mom & Dad why I couldn't have a little brother. Dad just got all quiet and walked away slowly, but Mom brought out this picture. Then she said that when you're practicing for the Jitterbug State Finals, to be very careful to get your timing right. I don't really know what she meant by that, but I've learned not to ask...


Annakie7:
Tests on the prototype of the anatomically correct Ken doll in the 1960's proved to be a little *too* successful.


starkbalmy:
"No, no, Susie! It's step, step, TURN, kick! Now let's -- hey, wait a minute, you're not Susie!"


Jacksinn:
"ONE! ...Singular sensation, every little step she- Oof!! Jesus Christ!!"


Agent_Moldy:
Hey, even Bobby and Cissy weren't always pro's.


nbutlerdidit:
"Sorry, Mr. Nader, this is the car I want and I'm goddammed well buying it!!!"


IMissMST3K:
Michael the Masochist loved playing "Kick Ball" with Sarah the Sadist.


AshSkywalker:
Jack Nicholson's high school days.


MrAtomik:
"I've heard of guys with a foot fetish before, but this guy is just NUTS on feet."


Nyssa23:
"*square dance caller voice* 'When your partner says he likes to watch/Hike up your skirt and kick him in the crotch! Promenade!'"


joe678:
Stella Stevens and Jack Nicholson in "Groin Pains"!


cscott:
Very few people recall this short-lived dance craze of the 50's...


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