Will cap for food 40!





bugwber:
.oO{Did I forget to put Nads on my face before going out... again?}


nashbrutusandshort:
The Stepmothers of Invention -- the seminal Sixties supergroup whose unique combination of atonal bebop and bubblegum music sold dozens of albums -- next on VH-1's *Where Are They Now*?


Phibes:
Generik, prior to his "little trip to Sweden."


suggs:
Mrs. HG Facial of Harrogate, North Yorkshire, goes to comfort the grieving family of the penguin from the television. God speed Mrs. Facial.


Generik:
"The dress and the makeup and the jewelry aren't so bad... it's this damn thong underwear that's making me crazy!"


LuvBJones:
o/~ How will she make it on her ooooooown? o/~


DiscoBoy:
Nov. 20, 2000 -- Republican patriarch Barbara Butch ignites the Uncivil Rights movement by refusing to give up her seat on the bus to a handicapped person.


Buffoon:
Not exactly what he'd hoped for when he heard BART wanted to take him to the Castro. Blind dates are a bitch.


144b:
Gee, I didn't remenber Genrik as Rosea Parks?


WEIRD_1:
Looking to find the perfect come back roll. Our favorite trans-sexual, transvestite gets all dressed up in his Sunday best and asks the head of Walt Disney if he can have the lead role in the new live action, big screen action movie, Sailor Moon VS. The Hair Demon.


Lanzman:
Menopause hits the women of Generik's family harder than most.


Mr_Grant:
Transvestites used to be second-class citizens on the Universal Studios Tour--that is, until Ross Parks struck a blow for equality, and refused to move to the back of the tram.


Geier:
As Ms. Demornay's stunt double eagerly awaited her upcoming scene in "Risky Business", she wondered whether Tom would be as good a kisser as everyone said.


Steve_Reeves:
After retiring from the circus, Flora The Bearded Lady was able to find employment as a cleaning woman in the Microsoft Corp. Executive Offices. The rumors about her and a certain Mr. Gates are, sadly, true...


DrTomServo:
Harvey Firestein in Mrs Doubtfire 2: The Search for a Lady Remington.


MedusaD:
Ms. Bates waits patiently for Norman to return with her supply of NADS.


abracadaver:
Are you SURE this was in costume on Halloween? 'Cause in San Francisco on Halloween you can't get on a MUNI light rail train and find a seat, let alone a whole car full of empty seats! I'm convinced this was taken in April and this is actually Gen's 'casual Friday' wear.


nastinkers:
Grandma hasn't been taking her estrogen.


DanZero:
"I had a itchy rash, I previously used Lanacane, but now I used Gold Bond Cream. Now I can freak out the cappers again without embarrassment."


Shanid:
*Gilda Radner voiceover* "This is mother Abigale, she's 107 & she still makes her own -- what? Ooh, wrong movie -- Never mind!" */voiceover*


MrAtomik:
Well, I'm off to the costume shop, I sure hope they have some good ones left.


UnReality:
Britney Spears in fifteen years


Batqueen:
"Mrs. Doubtfire 2: The Bus Driver Affair"


starkbalmy:
It was Leonard's first undercover assignment, and he was a bit confused about why no one would sit near him on the otherwise-crowded bus.


Jacksinn:
It wasn't until he had boarded the bus and sat down that Gen realized, to his eternal embarrassment, that he had once again gone out in public with his house slippers on instead of his sensible shoes


Nyssa23:
"If only I had listened to Joe Crow and invested in Nads Cream!"


Docshrink:
"I said, 'Miss Parks! Segregation is over! You can sit at the front now if you want without that stupid costume on!'"


Scypha:
"Aunt Zelda?"


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