Will cap for food 41!

bugwber: Prince performs at Woodstock, 2025!	nbutlerdidit: Thousands turned out for the audition, but in the end, Elvis Costello himself posed for the picture on the cover of his album "Trust."	DiscoBoy: The crowd at the Academy Awards tries to shield itself from exposure to another of Cher's Oscar gowns.
Agent_Moldy: "We loved Count Xigeous' Halloween Bloodbath...it was much better than 'Cats'...we're going to see it again and again..."	144b: It's the new album cover for, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir: The DEVO Songbook.	Steve_Reeves: It's a good thing the management of the theater suggested handing out sunglasses to the audience! Siegfried and Roy's glorious finale in which they attempt to escape from a flaming turkey met with disastrous results. Things would have been so much worse had the entire audience been blinded at the same time...
nashbrutusandshort: Despite its prosaic subject matter, *The Insulation Story: In 3-D!* packed 'em in during the long, boring summer of 1958.	Katze: Due to the recent political outcomes, it was widely agreed that the public should wear rose colored glasses at all times. Of course, this includes cameras, as well as all other media.	suggs: 'WE WANT OUR MTV!!!'
Generik: Granted, the heads snapping back in unison as each 3-D ping pong ball came shooting out was impressive, but even more so was the collective gasp as the audience began to realize just how many Edie had stuffed up there in the first place...	nastinkers: Looking at glasses through rose colored worlds... hmm... something's not right...	starkbalmy: Even with the so-called "magic glasses," audiences of the '50s waited in vain for scenes of wild-eyed bungholery in such 3-D classics as "Bwana Devil" and "House of Wax."
ScutFarkas: Joseph Smith invites his family over to read the Golden Tablets.	Jacksinn: Not even free crabcakes can lure these Baltimoreans out of the theater when the John Waters Film Festival comes to town. "Kick his ass, Divine! Go!"	Lanzman: The fad of watching nuclear explosions, tho briefly popular in the 50's, quickly proved to be unworkable due to the number of hideous unholy mostrosities spawned by the radiation.
Geier: ...though in the final analysis, raspberry jam would NOT prove to be the popcorn topping that would replace melted butter in the hearts and digestive tracts of America.	Phibes: "Upscale yuppie movie theaters, taking a cue from oppressive workplaces, have instituted dress codes. Ties for men, and Vampira dresses for the ladies..."	Shandi: And in the violent eruption on the dais at the news of the next president, some wisecracker from the center of the crowd said: "Car 54 where are you?"
Nyssa23: "No, silly, you're supposed to imagine the audience in their UNDERWEAR."	UnReality: It's not *really* 3-D, but at least now Stan, the projectionist, has an excuse when he starts throwing his own filth at the audience.	Beedo: A meeting of Roy Orbisons Anonymous
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