The Greatest Frank of All





MirandaRamsey:
Homer Simpson voice: Mmmmm. SciFi nib.


SunSinner:
Father, you've changed the confessional again, haven't you? Well, at least it's a step up from the raised cage you had last week.


HanoverF:
Norm McDonald should have known something was wrong when Kidder was able to reinact the Dan Akroyd dream sequance from Ghostbusters...


Artanas:
"Miss..ah, Kidder is it? And how are you feeling today" "Oh fine, just swamped in here with the rest of the time bandits... horny suckers I tell ya" "Indeed"


E_B_A:
"Look at the way little Susy drags that third arm." "Very cute." "Aren't you glad we got married, sis?"


Hippie:
Ha! My android Andie MacDowell is like the original in every way! *Except she's plastic, stiff, and mechanical. *But an android t can't simulate that!


kilroy105:
And now a letter from Charlie Brown's Parents... "Wha whahwah... wha wha wah..... wah wha wha...."


Artanas:
Hmm...letter says 'Dear mister Stalin. We regret to inform you that your membership application to Blockbuster Vid...' Sonsabitches!


Artanas:
Robert De Niro and Billy Bob Thorton in Taxi Blade... "You talking to me?" "Mhmm" "Huh?" "Mhmm" "Speak up eh, meter's runnin'!"


JediClone:
Easily Distracted Governer: "These alien spores pose a threat to humanity Mr Ventura" "I'll ask the army to- Hey! The new WWF album! Sweet!"


Reynard_T_Fox:
Warning: Do not taunt the Amplecyst...


BuckFifty:
...and yes, I was wearing clean underwear.


Geier:
As the giant dragon's blood-red teeth closed around him, Kirk donned a defiant, almost arrogant expression. He knew, y'see, that he'd be back in the sequel.


VirgoGal:
*Saturday Night Fever theme song plays in the background*


DanZero:
Wazzat thingamajig watchamacllit


Geier:
Dr. McCoy's "Mime caught in a charcoal broiler" routine was so good I could almost SEE the flames...!


amycamus:
o/~"Oh say does tha-at Star Spangled Ban-ne-er ye-et wa--ave..."


Psycho_Buffalo:
Light as a feather, stiff as a board...Light as a feather.....




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*runnin' Grandma over with a reindeer*