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D_Idaho:
"I'm sorry, but I could never live in your sleaved world."


JoeCrow:
After 3,673 jumps Sam finally finds a home as a gynocologist


BuckFifty:
After a couple of drinks, Shamu's been known to start more than one barfight...


Generik:
"Haw haw haw!! That 'bacon sizzling in the pan' bit cracks me up every time, Jim! Haw!!"


Occupant:
Lou: Aires. Loves walks in the park, sunning himself on a rock, snagging flies out of the air with his tongue, jazz . . .


HanoverF:
"Are you guys SURE this is what L Ron Hubbard wants me to do?" *snicker* "Uh, yeah, sure Tom, now start talking like Elmer Fudd and stuttering like Porky Pig!"


JakeSmith:
Behold, it is The Man, oppressing the brothers and sisters.


BuckFifty:
The Enterprise Players present, The Last Supper. "Um... line please?" "JESUS CHRIST!" "Yes?" "CUT!"


Reynard_T_Fox:
"No, we're NOT interested! *slams door* Damn Cthulu's Witnesses..."


BuckFifty:
"Poor guy, took a slug to the testicle for me." *chitter* *ook* "Can I get you anything partner? Juice? Nuts?" *OOK* "D'oh! Sorry about that..."


Generik:
"Ever slaughtered Harp seals before?" "No... you?" "Nope. But I heard it's a great way to meet women! Hi... my name's Andy!"


BuckFifty:
Playing Poker with Jesus. "I'll see your $5 and call. What you got Jesus? And none of your goddamn miracles!"


VladtheImpaler:
"It's not just a yeast infection...I've grown a whole loaf of bread..."


Spanky21:
"Yup , my collection of Poke'mon cards is almost complete (evil laugh)


cscott:
For some reason, "Hammy: Warrior Hamster" never really caught on...


YingYang:
.oO"Damn, another litter? Damn condoms always break......"Oo.


Geier:
Funny, somehow I'd expected God to be less...puffy.


144Belzabub:
So, when did Charles Manson joined The View?




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