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Imac:
"I slept with Tide. " *giggle*


Dibbley:
A tragedy occured when drunken mexicans mistook Aunts Edna and Ethel's heads for pinatas.


D_Idaho:
The story of lubricants throughtout the ages.


Hippie:
FREE T-SHIRT?!? Mom, dad... I know where I want to go to college now!


bugwber:
...of E.T. flipping off Elliot.


Generik:
I *still* say there's more dark meat on a gerbil!


144b:
Guess who got a call from the president?


Hippie:
Hmm. Cosmo Fashion Quiz #4... "What is your favorite color? A) Yellow B) Yellow C) Yellow or D) Light yellow." Hmmm... hard one...


CaveDweller:
"The first hit's free, kid!"


CYBERBEAST1701:
...My lunch


Loodvig:
On an undercover tape, the Keebler elves are caught sniffing pixie dust.


MirandaRamsey:
The writers for Hobgoblins.


Avenger18:
Ricki Lake's gynecologist team gets ready for her checkup


Loovig:
"Oh sure. You remembered to bring your imported cashew nuts but you didn't remember the damn toilet paper?!?!?"


ByTheSea:
"Hey kids, guess what we're having for dinner tonight? Paper stew!" "Aww, again? Why can we have fax caserole?"


Generik:
You deserve a brick today...


Doctor_Doom:
And after kickin' the shit out of the cameraman, he strode defiantly into the sunset, humming "Happy Trails To You".


ToeBandit:
o/ Oh I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wiener, that is what I truely like to beeeeeeee o/ *BLAM* *BLAM*



cruise back

ahead ye curs!


Damn, we lost 'im...