Imac: "I slept with Tide. " *giggle* |
Dibbley: A tragedy occured when drunken mexicans mistook Aunts Edna and Ethel's heads for pinatas. |
D_Idaho: The story of lubricants throughtout the ages. |
Hippie: FREE T-SHIRT?!? Mom, dad... I know where I want to go to college now! |
bugwber: ...of E.T. flipping off Elliot. |
Generik: I *still* say there's more dark meat on a gerbil! |
144b: Guess who got a call from the president? |
Hippie: Hmm. Cosmo Fashion Quiz #4... "What is your favorite color? A) Yellow B) Yellow C) Yellow or D) Light yellow." Hmmm... hard one... |
CaveDweller: "The first hit's free, kid!" |
CYBERBEAST1701: ...My lunch |
Loodvig: On an undercover tape, the Keebler elves are caught sniffing pixie dust. |
MirandaRamsey: The writers for Hobgoblins. |
Avenger18: Ricki Lake's gynecologist team gets ready for her checkup |
Loovig: "Oh sure. You remembered to bring your imported cashew nuts but you didn't remember the damn toilet paper?!?!?" |
ByTheSea: "Hey kids, guess what we're having for dinner tonight? Paper stew!" "Aww, again? Why can we have fax caserole?" |
Generik: You deserve a brick today... |
Doctor_Doom: And after kickin' the shit out of the cameraman, he strode defiantly into the sunset, humming "Happy Trails To You". |
ToeBandit: o/ Oh I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wiener, that is what I truely like to beeeeeeee o/ *BLAM* *BLAM* |