Now in a three day cure...

TremorX: "...two more arrests today in Utah. This time, FBI and ATF agents burned down the house of two teenage kids involved in a Cartoon-Child Pornography scandal.."	Artanas: Chalk up another one for Officer Squirrel... he's one bad mutha *chitter* I can dig it *squeak*	Jazzsoda: *vomit* *thump* "Jazz! That's not a bikini, man!" "Wuh? Oh, whew. What a relief!" "She's naked except for a smear of peanut butter!" *projectile vomit* *dies*
Artanas: (Tonight) I Plan On Freebasing Even More, by Christian Slater and the Slaterettes	CaveDweller: "Hey Steve! Is that a covertable?" "Sure is!!" "BOMBS AWAY!!!!"	BuckFifty: A drunken ALLMIGHTY torments Margaret... "Are you there Margaret? It's me, God... HAW! HAW! HAW! Whining bitch...*hic*"
MadSigntist: "Yes, I *would* be interested in saving 50% on my long distance calls. Whazzat you say? Make half as many calls? Screw you, wiseass."	Occ_Lang_Syne: From the makers of "Blue's Clues" it's "Green's Beans". Today, Green teaches about hallucinagens.	Music4me: millions flocked to the annual rubber chicken throwing contest
MrTim: Yeah, the bagel people. We're branching out.	Geier: How many f*ckin' times do I have to TELL you guys? It's G-E-I-E-R! Is THAT so hard to remember? Sheesh!	Agent_Moldy: Named after the "a-ooga" sound some horns make. Her parents just couldn't spell very well.
LiannaSky9: It's so nice to see a slender, shapely hunchback...	Omega120: Millions of peanuts risked there lives so jelly could have a friend.	Generik: "...So I said 'How much for a BananaRamsey, a real Moldy, sothy one?' And he said 'About a BuckFifty.' And I said... 'You're a capper, aren't you?'"
Pariah: Hey, baby! You're finer than a new setta snow tires! Yeeehaaw! Hmmph, she must be a lesbian. C'mon, Earl. Cockfight's in an hour.	JoeCrow: Realizing he is anatomically incorrect, Pop'n'Fresh goes for the pigs in a blanket	MirandaRamsey: Singing along to Tiffany's Greatest Hits. "I think we're alone now..."

Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."