The Quicker Picker Upper? But I barely know her... *whack* OW!

Dairai: The Detroit Free Press: because you know how much your brother hates the Red Wings...	Geier: Pookums The Big Stuffed Bear dreamed of being ripped to shreds by a rabid dog, thus ending his torment. But alas, 'twas not to be.	Junkman: No, no, no, that's SEEing, I swear you advertising people can't get anything right!
KINGDINOSAUR: "I'M KING OF THE DINOSAURS!!!" (shameless self plug)	matrix29: I AM THE TERROR THAT QUACKS IN THE NIGHT. I AM DARKWING DUCK!	Occupant: That's an awful lot of money for a three minute tape.
Xylorjax: Xanadu. Stately home of Charles Foster Kane. Open 24 hrs. Unleaded: $0.99.	clover: We only spueeze the freshest babies for their oil...	Geier: Of course, if that were a person instead of an onion, you'd all be watching a disembowling right now. Perverts.
JohnSteed: Coloral Sanders. Plantation owner, Master of the Fried CHicken, Harlem Globetrotter.	Hippie: With "Learn Windows '95" you can school your programs to not fuck with the master killer programmer, right, homes? I knew you was down with us.	Hippie: Miyagi School of Karate/Lawn Care Maintenance.
Occupant: Elwood detects a squadron of Migs on his semi's head's-up display and goes for the CB!	Artanas: "Hi kids! Liquid Lucifer here with a warning about drinking antifreeze. Do it! You'll love it! I love you all!"	E_B_A: "Gee, while you were wasting your life going to medical school, *I* got some REAL education." "those are greeting cards." "They taught me the meaning of love."
JediClone: It's The Adventures Of LegoMan! "Halt Evildoer or I shall- *someone comes by and pulls off his head*... gag!... cant... breathe... heeeeellllllpppppmmmeeee..."	HRPuffenstuff: Yeah, if you win, they cancel your favorite programs.	Hummer: o/~ child arrived just the other day, he came to the world in the usual way, but there planes to catch, and bills to pay...~\o

o/~ We can dance if we want to...~/o