Who wants to experiment?

Dairai: In quality and quantity of hallucinations, it's Clorox over Redi-Whip, 4 to 1!	Lanzman: "After ten years, six husbands, and millions of dollars in life insurance pay-offs, Wendy and the Magic Clorox Bottle shared a private laugh at how easy it had all been."	YingYang: "See, honey? I told you. One swig of me, and you'll see all types of crazy shit...."
Generik: "Listen, honey, I'm tellin' ya it's the right thing to do. Pour a big slug of me in that bastard's vodka bottle; he'll never know what hit him. Then you and I will PARRR-TAAAAYY!!"	DanZero: "Ah, yes, you have reported in time to your master. Now, I want you to drink me and see all the colors to your left there in 5 minutes or I'll make sure the clothes arent the only thing that get clean around here."	Jacksinn: It was the love that dare not speak its name: Cartoon Lesbian Bleach Love; and Sharon was in, head over ink-stained measuring cup.
BAND_OF_GYPSYS: "Don't worry Laura, I can remove those semen stains that BOB left on your dress without a problem!"	144b: When the bottle starts to talk back to you, it's time to stop drinking	Vendebar: "I always knew that bleach fumes would put a gal into la-la land!"
Angel_Noir: "'Ancient Chinese secret'?! You believed that crap? Look, the only thing 'Chinese' about that laundry is the hookers he lets wear your clothes!"	Geier: And to think, I never even knew that a bottle of bleach could HAVE "sweet booty", let alone "shake it like her momma taught her".	Jazzsoda: "You know, Clorox, I think we've got a lot in common. A lot of people call *me* a bleach, too!" "That's great Tammy, but I think the word is 'beeeee-atch'! Those aren't your friends!"

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Durn smoochers need not apply.