Gonna rumble with the socs.





BuckFifty:
(Left)"That's it! I'm gonna smash your face in!" (Right)"That all? I'm gonna break your legs and get horny in your ass!" (L)"In five seconds, I'll be picking my teeth with your ribs!" (R)"In five seconds I'll be flicking your balls with my tongue!" (L)"Um, I don't feel like fightin' much no more." (R)"Who said anything about fighting?"


Lanzman:
"With my left hand, I can break your nose. With my right foot, I can smash your knee. Take a good look at my face. I'm an ORIENTAL!!"


YingYang:
People's Court Beyond Thunderdome


Dairai:
In an attempt to draw in new fans, changing "the Fight of the Century" to "the Last Tango in Vegas" may not have been the best action to take...


i_am_rebecca:
oh, so this is WWF Uncensored.....


BAND_OF_GYPSYS:
Unfortunately, exposure times on cameras back then were measured in HOURS not minutes!


Amon:
Is it December 26th already?


Generik:
"I'm gonna Keats your butt!" "Oh, you Auden talk like that..." "Yeah? Well, T.S., Eliot!" "Aww... Ezra Pound salt, ya big Dadaist!" -- Poetry Slams of the WCW.


Jazzsoda:
"Patty-cake Patty-cake, baker's men..." "Come on!" "We came to see a fight!" "Alright, alright! *clap* I-N-G-O! *clap* *clap* N-G-O!" "That's it!" "Give him the N-G-O, laddy!" "Make him remember your name-o, m'boy!"


tadpole:
Bill had been practicing that whole 'punch his chest and rip his heart out and show it to him while he's still alive' routine on watermelons all week. But when his fingers failed to plunge into his opponent's chest cavity, he knew then that he should have spent the time on learning how to box, instead of the 'touch of death'.*WHAM*


Vendebar:
We never could prevent Bobby and Billy from doing the french shuffle.


144b:
Tonight, one night only. Tom Jones Vs. Wayne Newton. in a fight to the death in Vegas Death Match XII !! On Pay per view.






Agent_Moldy:
Mickey Rourke and Richard Kiel reprise the roles made famous by John Travolta and Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction 2: Royale Rumble"








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