Whatta ya mean nothing bigger than my elbow?

BAND_OF_GYPSYS: Beatlemania to the extreme: A father shaves his son's head and then Crazy Glues a "George" wig on it!	Lanzman: Dr. Spock, tired of six decades of miserable brats, began using pepper spray shortly before his tragic death.	Dairai: Stooge excorcisms are never a pretty sight...
DanZero: The kid is in for a shock when he realized that the doctor, who is also a Jedi Knight, reached for his Lightsaber instead of the ear thermometer.	tadpole: "So you think it's funny when you duct tape M-80's to frogs and blow 'em up, huh? Let's see how you like it when it's done to you!"	FirebrandX: Stop Squirming! I'm just going to break your neck.
Generik: New, from the makers of Silly String and the Happy Fun Ball -- "I Got Your Nose In A Can!" Fun for the whole family!	144b: Look, either we do it this way or you can drop your panties. And we'll take it that way. What shall it be, young man ?	CaveDweller: Little Billy never liked it when his dad made him do the magic trick where he pulled several feet of handkerchiefs out of his ear.
Jazzsoda: "Dammit son, you WILL enjoy the pleasures of good old American pornography if I have to shove it down your throat!"	animebabe: "No Dad.. not the Flowbee again! I'll be good! I promise!!"	JoeCrow: Young Vincent VanGough, with help from an area barber and the use of an electric stapler, was able to lead a productive life.

*Rubber Chicken Pops are meant to be taken orally ONLY*