Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool

BAND_OF_GYPSYS: The young Robert Fripp as he composes "21st Century Schizoid Man".	Dave: In the most shocking abuse of animals, Avon labs subjected this dog to Charlie Sheen singing "Open Arms" to see if he'd willingly ingest nail polish remover.	Agent_Moldy: A young Backstreet Boy practices for his future career: *strum, strum* "Hi, welcome to McDonalds. Can I take your order?"
Neoknight: Billy could play rock, country, jazz, and folk music, but deep down, he wanted to be doing that new-fangled industrial rock Marilyn Manson was into.	144b: Dog: No No!! It's A, G then A again. Man. if you ever get this right, I'll stop humping your shin.	Lanzman: Alas, Timmy played "Me and You and a Dog Named Blue" one too many times, and Spot was forced to rip out his throat to end the pain.
Jazzsoda: As Melvis launches into a psychadelic rave-up version of "Greensleeves", Baxter barks for another encore of the "Chuck Wagon" song.	Dairai: Plays a guitar just like ringin' a bell - loud, obnoxious, and that same friggin' note over and over...	animebabe: NEW from SNL records: Pat sings all your old favorites! Includes such classic goodies as "Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog", "My Dog Has Fleas" and "A Boy Named Sue". Call Now!! Operators are standing by!
Geier: Twinkle twinkle little geek / How I wonder why you seek / To play with strings that are so frayed / When even THAT won't get you laid.	CaveDweller: "*Woof* No, no! Use a G augmented in place of that C half-diminished 7th. That way it'll make your root movement much easier. *Woof*" "Fido, you're a tougher teacher then CaveDweller!"	DanZero: Buddy Holly Jr. starts a new career with a cover of Soundgarden's "Jerry Garcia's Finger"

But he fakes it anyway