But I don't NEED a collapsable toilet brush.

Lanzman: "Biore!! *Gasp* Biore, damn your eyes!"	devildoll: "Yes, Ma'am. I'm taking a census of "natural" redheads on this side of town, and if you'd be so kind as to let me in..." "Good Lord! That's the lamest line I've ever heard!!...OK, come on in."	BAND_OF_GYPSYS: "Can't you peple knock?" Dammit! When will Professor Xavier put a lock on this door!?!"
JoeCrow: 20 years later, same friggin' cafeteria lady, same friggin' chipped, "You want gravy on that Hon?"	402: "Five minutes to air time, Mrs Gifford. OH MY GOD!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!"	Dairai: 'Aunt Bunny Is Comin' to Git Me: The Movie'
Reynard_T_Fox: "Hello, I'm Bonnie Raitte for Clairol..."	doublestuf: Jerry Hall liked the new look the Joker gave her in Batman so much, she decided to run with it. She just doesn't like to answer the door much nowadays. Call first.	devildoll: Even well into adulthood, Charlie Brown never abandons hope of winning the love of the Little Red-Haired Girl.
144b: AVON CALLING !! mmmMhahahahahahaaaaa !!!!!	JoeCrow: Worst fuckin' Avon Lady I ever saw.....	Geier: Letting Brad twist her nipple was kinky enough for Penny; she REALLY didn't need the weird masks on top of it.

"Are you sure I couldn't interest you
in some steak kniv..." *SLAM*