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144b: Hollywood Prostitute Tells All The Dirt On Disney's Rat ! On Hard Copy !	YingYang: "Shit, that fuckin' Ratboy better get his ass back here with my rent money before I break his Ratballs, the sunnovabitch motherfucker."	BAND_OF_GYPSYS: Yo! Hatter! Quit ogling the broad and pass me the god damn tea!
Lanzman: "Mmmmm . . . mmmmm . . . gee, once they've been processed these Teletubbies aren't half bad."	Jazzsoda: "What's that, kids? I got big ears? Yeah, well that's not alls I got that's big, I tell you what. And I'm not talkin 'bout my 'roids either, though they are grotesquely huge as well..." *kids crying* "Did I ever tell you kids about the time I was stuck in a Habitrail with that hot little hamster bitch who thought she was God's Gift to Cedar chips?" *children crying for their mothers* "What's the matter kids, you don't love Uncle Ratso no more? I bet you want to see that Mickey Mouse prettyboy scuzzball... did I ever tell you kids about how Mickey got his start? Cartoon pornos. I shit you not."	402: On the next Springer: / She was dissed by her lover / "Hey, talk to the hand!"
animebabe: I am sci-fi. You gotta problem with that??? ~ Snoop Mousy Mouse	Meldrick: "Yeah, that MC Hammer said I couldn't join his entourage because I couldn't do the 'Too legit to quit' schtick with one hand, but I think it's really because I'm a giant rat. That Bastard!"	MadSigntist: "Rat's ass? Don't tell ME about 'giving a rat's ass'! When I was in Leavenworth, that's ALL I did!"
Astryk9: screw you kids, i'm going back to the green glow of satan's arms	JoeCrow: Richard Geer was nightmare I tell ya'.. My fur still hasn't grown back	devildoll: "Hello? Yeah, Eisenberg? I told you I'd get you an' that Mickey Fuckin' Mouse....take a look at yer stock lately, ya sonofabitch?? You won't be able to afford to feed the little bastard Velveeta!!"
	ViX44: Dja! Damn! I'm gonna' drown in my own vomit if I don't get this thing off!

Ooo, peanut butter.. *SNAP* *squeak*