Harrumph!

DanZero: The National Head of Grapes says that 5 a day will make you raisin hell as soon as you turn into Prune Boy at 65.	144Belzabub: Learn to harnest your psychic powers with Fred Mertz.	Dairai: Many a child delights in tales of Willy the Wonderful Whimsical Wize-Cracking Waffle. Carl the Crass Cranky Cantankerous Crepe, however, has yet to find his audience...
Lanzman: Throckmorton C. Fudgebottom announced today that he has been chosen as the voice of Suicide Squirrel in the upcoming animated theatrical release "Canadian Death Squads of the Yukon". "They're payin' me with whiskey and bacon!" revealed the visibly excited star.	40Boo: What? ANOTHER frozen screngrab? Thanks, Sci Fi Channel. Thanks for Sci Fi-ing me.	Meldrick: Quick, everyone, while Gorbachev's asleep, somebody spraypaint West Virginia on his head.
animebabe: Grandma wanted to spice up the marriage. Grandma met Grandpa at the door, naked and wrapped in Saran Wrap. She forgot it was the night that Grandpa's boss was coming for dinner. Grandma needs a calendar.	BlakHat1: *grumblegrumblegrumble* "needles.."	oobiedo: So, boris drank all the vodka eh? Tell vlad to send out the hounds.
Geier: Despite his protestations to the contrary, the president of Dyslexic Americans United was NOT "one sexy fother mucker".	Fee: Sensing imminent danger, Curry pulled his head and limbs into his body cavity, a useful trick he learned back in Okinawa.	Joystick: Gramps turned suspiciouslly as he saw the the bag of dog poo go into flames on his front porch, "I have to save the gnomes!!!"

Kids today don't know from funny!