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+'<b><i>1992:</i></b> Lil Duncan\'s alternative band Fuck Off is signed to a major label, on the condition they replace Lil and change their name to The Cranberries.<br><br>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="215" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Genie</b>. Duties include magically delivering gifts of high monetary and social value on demand. Must have own lamp or bottle, no backtalk. Evil “wish becomes curse”-type genies need not apply.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Top T.V. Shows</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Friends</i>, NBC'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>New Friends</i>, NBC'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Wilma & Non-Threatening Abstinent Gay Man</i>, NBC'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Black Friends</i>, UPN'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Star Truck: Interstate</i>, UPN'
+'</div></td>'
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