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document.writeln('<span class="blackbar">Top Excuses for Ugly Hat:</span>'
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+'&#149; <span class="blackbar">Gift from Mom</span>&nbsp;'	
+'&#149; <span class="blackbar">Draws Attention Away From Big Fat Ass</span>&nbsp;'
+'&#149; <span class="blackbar">Chicks Dig It</span>&nbsp;'
+'&#149; <span class="blackbar">Hides Goiter</span>');
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