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+'<b><i>1998:</i></b> Future turncoat Raoul Dunkin joins the burgeoining commune staff, blatantly lying about his desire to learn more about alternative journalism and liking Red Bagel\'s haircut.<br><br>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="215" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Taxi Driver</b>. Duties include awaiting passengers, driving passengers to and from desired locations, growing increasingly paranoid, cutting hair in extreme fashion and shooting pimps in bloody finale.'
+'<br>'
+'</div>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Best-Selling Video Games</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Grand Theft Ottoman</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Al Qaeda Flight Simulator</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Rockabilly Jeopardy</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Jerry Seinfeld\'s X-Treme Game About Nothing</i>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Final Fantasy XI: Judy and Audrey Landers</i>'
+'</div></td>'
+'</tr></table>');
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