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+'<div class="partnerhead">Most Popular US Flag-themed Paraphernalia</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Child-Sized Thong Bikini Bottoms</i>'
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+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Rastafarian Hat</i>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Browning Zenophobe 12 Guage Shotgun</i>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Stars \'n Stripes Edition Volvo</i>'
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