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+'<b><i>1985:</i></b> Ramrod Hurley flim-flams his way into the studio for the recording of <I>We Are the World.</I> Though his subversive lyrics go unsung, Hurley’s taser-induced squeal can be heard two minutes into the track, a sound previously attributed to Cyndi Lauper.<br><br>'
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+'<b>Conductor</b>. General musical duties as expected: bossing around, waving arms, taking care of stick. Also needed to close gap in circuit between air conditioning unit and power main. Seeking an electric personality who loves going barefoot. Lack of close relatives or body hair a plus. '
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Worst-Selling Wireless Devices</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Sir Flush-a-Lot</i>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The SpayMaster</i>'
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+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>“Look Ma, No Hands” Harpoon Gift Set</i>'
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+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Salad Euthanizer</i>'
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+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Mysterious Ouijigenie</i>' 
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