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+'<b><i>2001:</i></b> Bogus office psychic Mazie the chicken predicts radical arab terrorists will attack giant silver towers and a military stronghold on Sept. 10th. An angry Red Bagel eventually takes away her predictions column.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
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+'<b>Nanny</b>. Traditional English dress and accent required, none of that rough Brooklyn flower bullshit. Strong musical training and good voice a must. Should be able to rhyme easily, even if only creating nonsensical words in most of songs. We provide spoonfuls of sugar and medicine, as well as company umbrella. Three references needed. '
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Best Unreported News</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">President Bush Built from Japanese Parts'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Dale Earnhardt Fans Waiting Like Fanatics for His Return'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Lawrenceville, KS Shoney\'s Buffet Huge Fucking Rip-Off'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">RuPaul All Man Underneath Dress'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Country of Chad Non-Existent, Just Some Joke by Guy Named Chad' 
+'</div></td>'
+'</tr></table>');
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