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+'<b><i>1452:</i></b> Johann Guttenberg’s printing press publishes the first book, opening the door for our Book Revolt feature and allowing Guttenberg to take the blame.<br><br>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="215" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="125">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>American Idol</b>. Sing bland, unaffecting songs with moderate talent and keep the whole damn machine going. Must be slightly reminiscent of more endearing celebrities that are either dead or too old to please now, enormously obnoxious on their “down-to-earth” demeanor, and pretty, oh so pretty. '
+'<br>'
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+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="215" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="155">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Top Emmy Snubs</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>The Sopranos</i><br />for Best Media Inundation Emmy'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Matthew Perry <br />for Not Leaving TV Anytime Soon Emmy'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Becker</i><br />for Least Animated Series Emmy'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Tony Danza <br />for Somehow Still on the Radar Emmy</I>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Will & Grace</i><br />for Best Clinging to the Air Crap Emmy' 
+'</div></td>'
+'</tr></table>');
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