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+'<b><i>1990:</i></b> Red Bagel’s dark vision of the future presented in lecture form at a local college predicts a war in Iraq, though he incorrectly predicts the date as 2002. Unless… well, we’ll wait and see, won’t we?<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Bartender</b>. Mix all variety of drinks, serve beers with a quick smile and friendly expression. Listening a must, flipping bottles and spinning like in <i>Cocktail</i> a plus. Must know when to cut off Ramrod Hurley&#8212;immediately&#8212;and when to cut off Red Bagel&#8212;never, if you like your job.'
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+'<td valign="top" width="1"><img src="../../graphics/black.gif" width="1" height="215" border="0" hspace="5"></td>'
+'<td valign="top" width="155">'
+'<div class="partnerhead">Least Successful David Bowie Incarnations</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Wacky Far-Out Space Nut'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Lithe, Quirky, Effeminate Heterosexual'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Gold-Suited Game Show Host Mutt Smalley'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Evil Twin Brother Donald Bowie'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Lou Bega' 
+'</div></td>'
+'</tr></table>');
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