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+'<b><i>1854:</i></b> Alfred, Lord Tennyson’s “Charge of the Light Brigade” is published, giving Rok Finger a polished piece of poetry to mangle when he’s drunk.<br><br>'
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+'<b>Treasury Secretary</b>. Government position, includes benefits, pension, all federal holidays off. Responsibilities include advising on economic policies, having economic policies refused, and taking blame for failed economic policies. Ability to explain massive tax cuts in time of high military spending and unemployment a plus.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Least-Anticipated Holiday Movies</div>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Miracle in an Alley Behind 34th Street</i>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Walking in a Winter Wonderbra</i>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>It Would Be a Wonderful Life if I Wasn’t So Suicidal</i>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Christ, it’s Christmas Already</i>'
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+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.&nbsp;</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Frosty the Snow Dealer</i>' 
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