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+'<b><i>1962:</i></b> Modesto-area commune publishes first newsletter on hand-recycled paper with pressed soybean inks, detailing member birthdays and a potluck sign-up. commune lawyers from the year 2015 sue retroactively for eventual copyright infringement, winning custody of 74 cots and a large clay poop trough.<br><br>'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Now Hiring</div>'
+'<div class="partnerarea">'
+'<b>Shaman</b>. Duties to include spells, incantations, curing minor STDs, opening bridge to the dreamtime, relieving crushing boredom of modern life, answering general tax questions and serving as an occasional drug connection. Knoweldge of dentistry a plus.'
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+'<div class="partnerhead">Hottest Christmas Toy Fads</div>'
+'<table border="0"><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">1.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Dolly Pees N’ Downloads'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">2.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">PEZac Anti-Depressant Candies'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">3.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Bloodbung IV</i> for Gamecube'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">4.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Golidie2k2 Robotic Goldfish'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">5.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><i>Virtual Bike</i> Training Wheels Disc' 
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">6.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">West Nile Elmo'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">7.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">FunFree Learn-o-station'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">8.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><I>Britney Spears’ Diaphragm Madness</I>'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">9.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea">Bob the Builder with Catcall Voice Chip'
+'</div></td></tr><tr>'
+'<td valign="top"><div class="partnerarea">10.</div></td>'
+'<td><div class="partnerarea"><I>Collect or Die</I> Trading Card “Game”' 
+'</div></td>'
+'</tr></table>');
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